Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, there are people we could be saving. On Pietas. Or Aequitas. That planet needs supplies, and Paddy isn't desperate to help it out. However, every single thing Artie has done has shown us that going to Earth is a waste of our fucking time." I reply. "And, I really don't want to get fucking ARRESTED again. How much help do you think you'll do in prison?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Earth is most likely 80% under water Trilby!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Actually, at 47°C, the sea would begin to evaporate into the atmosphere, and space.[footnote]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future#Future_of_the_Earth.2C_the_Solar_System_and_the_Universe 1 billion years into the future.[/footnote]" I explain.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well whoopy fucking doo. And you're worried about that planet having nukes?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok AI does this ship have any weapons?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Actually, I'm more worried about you leading us into a deathtrap because you want to 'help' Earth. If you really want to help a planet, why don't we go to Aequitas."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't want to help earth I want to go and see what happened to my home!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We know what happened! Going there is a pointless waste of time. If you want to go, go. Just don't drag us along with you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're not interested to find out what happened to your family and friends? Your home? Your possessions?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No. If they're dead, they're dead. If not, then they wouldn't recognise who I am now. And that's assuming they're even alive, and in the same place. And, I really don't care about my home or possessions. I'm in a spaceship, flying to planets that make Earth look like shit. So, no. I'm not interested."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I lean over to Paddy.
"How much you want to bet his girlfriend dumped him before he entered the mall?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I take a bundle of random notes out of a pocket and put it on the counter in front of Zombie. "I bet that's why he came in, for comfort eating."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You are both..." I pause dramatically. "So very, very wrong."

 

[Knife-28]

"Look, Trilby while they may need help on some of the other planets in this system, we know what's going on on earth and we know we can help." Knife says, "And unless there's some seriously fucked up shit going on we got buckley's chance of being arrested once they see how much we can provide."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're right." I whisper to Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So motherfucking right." I whisper back. I then sit up straight, and talk normally.
"Look, Trilby. How about, we get you a... substitute, to ease your pain. Would you prefer it to be a pillow, or a blow up?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, we also know Aequitas needs its resources shipped it. We do not know the actual situation on Earth because nobody will take our calls." I turn to Zombie and Paddy.
"I came to the Mall because my robotic legs caught fire. I was getting more servos. Not because I got dumped." I start walking away. "And incidentally, I don't even date girls. And, before you say it, all the guys I know are straight."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Guys, can we please stop with burns? They're good burns, but they're not getting us anywhere."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I care more about the planet I came from then somewhere I've never heard of Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glare at RaN. "I'll give you good burns."
I pull out my plasma cutter.