Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I remove one o te wall panels and crawl inside the hole left.

 

[Saltarius]

"Something like that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

When Knife is distracted, I slice his leg off.
"Hey, at least I already have a replacement for you."

 

[Knife-28]

"AUGHJESUSFUCKWHATTHEFUCKISWITHYOUANDINJURINGMYRIGHTLEG?!" I yell out, stumbling backwards and painting the wall (Along with Trilby) with vivid splashings of blood.

"Oh, you want to tell me what's so special about Megrel then?" Knife asks, spinning the pilot's chair around to face Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Luckily, the heat of the plasma cauterises the wound and stops Knife bleeding.
"Just play with the dog. Or the morphine. Because I'm about to shove some metal into your leg."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis said she wanted to rendevzous after we got a new Mall and said she'd be there in a few days on assignment. We haven't got much better to do."

 

[Captain Anon]

i walk into the cockpit and i see that we heading towards an giant asteroid field "oh shit" i radio sigma "sigma cockpit NOW!, we got a problem up here" before i strap myself into one of the pilot seats "oh Christ i knew i should have taken flying lessons but no i had to do a free one hour lesson because i was cheap as fuck at the time" i rant to myself for a bit while turning on the manual flying system allowing me to control the ship and go as slow as i can while i wait for sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I listen to the intercom.
"Why does it sound like Woon is in the cockpit? Pilot-Knife, get him out of there." I say as I start attaching Legless-Knife's new leg.

 

[Captain Anon]

i press the intercom button again "sorry if sigma or knife i need help in the cockpit so if you don't mind i would like that very much if someone could COME AND HELP ME!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife is already piloting the ship. And he has been, since we took off."

 

[Captain Anon]

i look to my left and there is knife piloting the ship "oh well knife you do need help getting through the asteroid field? please say you do"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk into Trilby's workshop.
"Why am I not surprised."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's Trilby, dude. What do you expect? Now if this fucking bolt would tighten already..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Whatever. Let's just...how about we all have a fight? While passing through the asteroid field of course."

 

[Saltarius]

"Busy working on something. Go bash Woon's head in for me, though."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay." I kick Trilby in the shin and grab a hammer before walking to the cockpit.
"Totally gonna fucking kill everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

"Minus me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"If I feel like letting you live that is."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just on principle. I mean, I wouldn't kill you while you were trying to read."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, firstly, I'm not you. Plus, I can just wait till you stop reading."