Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"No. Do not in any way touch her violently. Just tell her we're here and looking for her."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"But...she's a *****..."
I pocket the tazer and sulk.
"Fine. I'll tell her you're looking for her. Not that it's going to help seeing as I have no idea where any of you are."

 

[Saltarius]

"Refrain from calling her a ***** when I can hear you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"-sigh- Fine."
I chuck my phone into a recycler.
"Sister is a *****."
I take out another phone and call Salt back.
"Alright. I'm gonna have a look around, see if I can't find anything cool. I'll call you if I find her."
I hang up.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh huh."

I walk around.

 

[Sigma Castell]

FIVE MINUTES LATER
I stare around the shop. Its full of Dolls.
"...."

TEN MINUTES LATER
"-fficer come on, it wasn't even a big explosion, I mean yeah it blew out the airlocks but seriouslyheyHEYHEYput that back thats my blender you fuczjmausxhnisucngrisyergcuy"
I fall unconscious.
Fucking tazers.

 

[Knife-28]

I walk with Salt. "So, what are you going to do when you meet Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, talk. Not sure what about. Why do you ask?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm going to go find Sister. I told her I'd do something for her back in Barstow, and I intend to follow through." I say as I rev a chainsaw. "Salt, please ignore the sounds of a chainsaw being revved. It is not a chainsaw. It is... a group of tourists from Anhur. They are being very noisy with their chainsaw impressions."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, just tell me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I can't remember the specifics, but I threatened to murder the hell out of Sister. So... chainsaw."
I hand a passerby the chainsaw, then walk in the opposite direction.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Keep an eye on him for me, Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea...I think that's in all of our best intrests at the moment." I say, before turning back to tail Trilby at a distance.

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways, as I was saying, why are were you asking about what I was going to discuss with her?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno, I was just making conversation." I yell back at Salt, before disappearing into the crowd after Trlby.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So Salt. You wanna hit the clubs?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn around to see if Salt is following me, and spot Knife.
"Perfect."
I pull out a remote control and use it to adjust the sensitivity on Knife's robotic leg, not enough to be immediately noticeable, but enough to make him begin walking in a spiral.

 

[Knife-28]

After about a minute of trying to follow Trilby, I not only lose him by realise I'm walking in circles. "God fucking damn it!" I yell, drawing the eyes of a few passer's by as I make my way over to a bench and sit down.

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt we're gonig to find her there."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You never know, besides I want to meet the natives."