Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"The hell does that mean?"

 

[Saltarius]

I walk up to Trilby and bash his head with the club.

"You scottish fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Fucking twatface."
I shoot Salt in the chest.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yay! Violence!"

"Yay. Violence." I say, sarcastically.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and bat the gun out of Trilby's hand, placing my own under his chin and pulling the trigger.

"You shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Don't hate, RaN."
I stab RaN in the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Jesus Christ, that was cold!"

"Oh no."

We are all promptly arrested, processed, and released without our weapons.

"Guys, I don't complain about much. But why the HELL would you draw guns at a terminal?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Hey Sis, didn't see you. So...we're here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks, you utter arsepieces. Salt, I am going to fuck you up."
I grab a plant pot and smash it over Sister's head, then start stabbing her with a shard of pottery.

 

[Saltarius]

"..."

I grapple with Trilby, throwing him through a nearby store window.

"Alright, let's fucking go."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]ACT 7: ACT 2: Nightfall[/HEADING]

"Hell of a view."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the hell was that for?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Consider me, and consider who you assaulted. And Sis, I'm blind, remember?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"So?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt. Consider who I assaulted. How did you know who it was when, as you literally just said, YOU ARE BLIND?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Dear God, both of you please shut up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay like, I can't see shit on a detailed level alright. Everything's like these weird fucking blurry ass gray shapes. Anyways, anything we needed to discuss in person Sis?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm just pointing out that Salt uses his powers of sight a little to much for someone with no powers of sight."
I sigh and walk back into the police station to beg for my weapons back.

 

[RaNDM G]

Nothing doing. You are promptly kicked out of the precinct.

"Face it. We'll just have to buy new stuff. Like... Like..."

A cold chill runs through my spine as I utter the word.

"Consumers."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. I just need some fertiliser and fuel oil. I need it to give the police a quick crash course in not pissing me off."