Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or... do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Is this like one of those games, where like, the enemies keep respawning? Infinitely? Cause that seems to be happening."
I continue hiding behind cover while being shot at.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, just toss a bomb at them and run."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So when's the thing coming up?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That'd be great. If I had a bomb."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And you thought explosives would be too much. Just blow your brains out."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck no!" I decapitate one of the guards/mercenaries, as they run at me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. You can be the distraction. Just make as much noise as possible."
I open the hatch and climb down into the tunnel.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn on Zombies head.
"Yo. Let's be distraction buddies."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sigma, you're gonna get sho-"
They start firing again.
"Speak of the fucking devil."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just make sure it's really loud."
I check the blueprints to find the wall blocking off the B4 tunnel.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sit on Zombies shoulders.
"FUCK YEA! DISTRACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS"
I throw lobsters at the Guards.

 

[Knife-28]

While walking around I come across Miniman and Sigma being distracting. I give them the thumbs up, then slip up to the main auction floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I notice Knife entering the room and point him out to Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, are we gonna go or..."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Don't point him out."[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I unleash the chicken army upon the mercenaries. Eggs are laid everywhere.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"MUAHAHAHAAHAH!"
I take out the Feel-Cannon 5000 and reduce five guards to blubbering overfeeled messes crying on the floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have a very bad feeling about what the rest of them are doing. How long until the thing comes up?"