Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Grim327]

I feel the hot sauce hit touch my hair. I then run backwards out of the darkened area with my head down. "I need a car to drive or something with wheels." And so I run to the outdoors store and find a ATV propped up like a showpiece on some fake rocks. I jump on and drive it to my regular stop, the hardware store. I weld two chainsaws on the back, douse them in gasoline, taking extra caution not to get on me or the ATV itself, and set the chainsaws on fire. I then drive my death machine into the darkness of the food court screaming "How about some offroad fury?!?!"

 

[Knife-28]

Fortulently, I can see Grim's death machine coming from a kilometer away, and easly dodge. I chuck my hot-sauce launching backpack cannon at the ATV, and, freed of it's weight, run to the Tron store and steal a light cycle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run away from the cloud of deadly gas, my reflexes dulled by the pot ((I was asleep you guys)) swatting at it with the sword in an attempt to disperse it until someone portals it away to god knows where. Inan attempt to find some relief for stomach cramps I head towards what looks like a pharmacy but is actually a blacksmith's "How does that even work? Oh well, let's get a Homestuck reference all up in this bithch." I break the blade of the sword in two, I then go to a hardware store and strap a battery pack to it before smashing a Molotov cocktail on the end. "Srider never thought of doing this" I then Hear the strange and unmistakeable sound of an ATV with flaming chainsaws attached and move swiftly in the opposite direction.

 

[Knife-28]

"My Homestuck reference sense is tingling!"
I crash my lightcycle out the front display of the Tron store and speed towards Paddy, leaving an orange lightwall behind me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up in the local KFC. Once again still with all my weapons that I started with. I must have bled out from the nails. I look out the door and see... complete darkness. I can sense the carnage though. Before I leave I eat some food.I use the darkness as an advantage and sneak into a liquor store and find one of Paddy's unused Molotovs from earlier. I light it and throw it into what I guess is the center of the mall. I find more and throw them into random locations. "Guess that was the last of them" I quietly say to myself. I wait and see what the results of the fire are, with a tomahawk in one hand and a machete in the other.

 

[Paddy the Second]

" A light cycle!? I knew I should have watched Tron, is there way to stop these things?" I leap out of it's path in a dramatic fashion at the very last second and shout.

"Be you friend or foe?" I ready my flaming electrified sword in case it's the latter.

 

[RaNDM G]

I break the blade of the sword in two, I then go to a hardware store and strap a battery pack to it before smashing a Molotov cocktail on the end.

Paddy the Second: [small]1/2[/small] JIAN SWORD OF ERIC DRAVEN - BURN, ELECTRIC

Eric's not going to be happy about this. *chuckles*

 

[MinimanZombie]

Well at least it's one less deadly weapon to worry about. Yet somehow I'm certain it won't be the last. "Hey G-man, Are we gonna find out why we're here anytime soon? Because I'm getting pretty bored of watching it burn down."

 

[Knife-28]

I dismount the lightcycle, the vehicle derezzing as I do. "I be..." I start, advanceing on Paddy with a stotic expression, "...Friend." I finish, my expression softening as I hold out a hand. "Name's Knife, yours?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Paddy, pleased to meet you, please excuse me not shaking your hand, this sword's pretty heavy. Have you been here before?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Have I been here before?" I repeat, before laughing and throwing an arm around Paddy's shoulder. "My boy, I've been here before, yes. Heck, I even have my own Mall!" I point one of my tanto at the large window above the entrance of the mall, where outside, A mirror image of it sits, shimmering. "Look liked there was a bit of a party over here tho' so I decided to sticky beak around for a bit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leap down in front of the two. "Hey!" I exclaim. "Mind if I join your little group you got going?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is evidently more complicated than I suspected. Some honky called G-Man appears to be running this one, I think someone's trying to rebel though, shit's been getting real in the food court, explosions and vehicle crashes and fiery chainsaws, someone could get hurt."

Zombie hits the floor and requests forming a trio. "The more the merrier, and maybe we could get somewhere we're not in constant danger of violent death."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, sounds like that's the place to be then!" I say enthusiasticly to Paddy before turning to Miniman, "And sure, join the club." That taken care of, I toss both of them a light-batton, before drawing one of my own and pulling it in half at about waist height. As I to, the two halfs become the handlebars of my lightcycle, and as it finishes forming, I indicate to Miniman and Paddy to do the same.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All I've seen of Tron is snippets from a Pixar featurette at the end of my Toy Story VHS." I rocket off towards the food court desperately hanging on, I leap off and hit the floor moments before the light cycle collides with the front of a McDonalds.

"Nice."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I decide to follow Knifes and Paddy's lead. "Where are we headed then?"

 

[Knife-28]

I sigh and shake my ead at the sight of Paddy crashing his cycle, before responding to Miniman. "Well, there was a guy around here riding an ATV with flaming chainsaws attatched to it, but I think he's buggered off deeper into the mall." I say.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm fine guys, sorry for crashing it, but I suppose there's more." I grab a working replica of Ed's scooter from a store devoted to Cowboy Bebop merchandise.
"This is more my style anyway."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Flaming chainsaws, huh? Is it Grim? Because I think I saw him in the ATV. I could try and lure him out. I tricked and decapitated him earlier so he may still want revenge." I say to Knife.

"Won't you have a bit of trouble keeping up?" I say to Grim.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Somebody evidently hasn't seen Mushroom Samba. Also you killed me as well remember? But I did kill you once, so I guess we're even."