Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I'm not above doing my part however. As I climb, stabbing my tanto into the wall to use as hand-holds, I deal the monster damage. An amount of damage equal to a partucually mean spirited gnat punching a whale, but it all adds up don't it?
Also, the shock of seeing Connor post resonates across realitys, knocking me back to the ground floor and causing me to start my climb again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, fighting this thing is like using a BB Gun on a freight train. I'm out of ammo and your tanto is doing jack shit. We need something, like a weak point, or maybe we could make it fall onto a sharp ob...ject."

My eyes look downwards towards to the Anti-Van as a plan sparks in my head. "Knife! Get that thing to fall, I've got a plan."

I rush down to ground level and begin to slowly reconstruct the Anti-Van into an spike to impale this damn thing.

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm...still...climbing...you....were...freaking...closer....by....kilometers." I say, steadily climbing back up the wall.

 

[Connor Lonske]

You can't be serous. OK, fine. I'll control the beast.

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this is FUTHLU. a horrible creature from a different fiction not worth mentioning.

it looks like this

and man this must be one big fucking monster. the idea of climbing a wall to get to him is pretty silly and a spike with the same mass of a small van is pretty unlikely to do much damage.

also it has a weak point, yes. you have to guess what it is.

anyways, FUTHLU heads for the surface and ingores all of you.

 

[RaNDM G]

UPDATE: Sorry guys. I didn't think I would be going out all day.

My parents are dragging me out of the house again, so Connor will be keeping you occupied until I come back.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus christ. We're gonna need a bigger spike." I hastily gather a large amount of scrap metal from the surrounding area, from the hardware store to automobile dealership, etc.

"Knife, see anything that stands out?"

 

[Knife-28]

'If I were a giant eldrich adbomination where would my weakpoint be?'
'The EyeBall?'

"Of course!" I say, before calling downward, "Salt, try to spike that thing in it's giant eyeball!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

FLUTHLU sees you behind him(or is it in front) pointing a rocket laser(what are you even talking about?) at him. good for him, he can do the "LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"

which is a laser. from his eye ball. he fires it at Eric, and seeing how i doubt you're carrying any glass or can make a dexterity save, it hits you.

oh wait, i can't do that? ok. it hits the whatever weapon eric is holding and destroys it.

and for the record, they are facing his extra large mouth on his back, so they can't really spike him.

 

[Saltarius]

"Man, I can't see shit on that elritch sunuva ***** from down here. You need to find a way to make it drop like Bioware's fanbase after ME3."

The spike now encompasses roughly fifteen feet across of mangled emtal strips hastily welded together, with a point that goes about eighteen feet in the air. Hoping it'll been enough, I boost up and attempt to help with the effort of getting Futhulu to drop.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Saltarius lands inside FLUTHU's back mouth. FLUTHU then proceeds to spit him out while he runs over Eric, fondling him [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000979] only with his leg tentacles and not his face ones. although it doesn't kill him, it just really is awkward for everone but FLUTHU as he doesn't care.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...the mouth...Okay guys, incredibly stupid plan right now. Just stay with me on this." I turn the rocket boosters on full blast and lift the spike. I then rush straight down the maw of Futhulu and attempt to drive through all the way through it's body and hopefully into the eye.

"Allons-y."

 

[Connor Lonske]

FLUTHU is pretty much to the surface now. Eric is still completely unable to not be fondled by tentacles and will likely be that way till FLUTHU escapes.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Eric respawns in FLUTHU's stomach, and FLUTHU can not handle the levels of sexual diversity in his system and vomits him out the back mouth.

it's quite a big mess, considering.

FLUTHU is pretty much gone now.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...if it's eye is facing away from us it means it looknig up, so if we try to distract it with something..."

I grab Eric and hold him up like Simba and Rafiki in the Lion King, albeit with more Lovecraftian horrors. "HEY FLUTHU, FREE TENTACLE FUN TIME!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

a straight razor with a raven goes into Eric's inventory.

FLUTHU has ABSCONDED to the surface and could give little shits about tentacle fun time. good luck finding him there ha ha ha!(i'm being sarcastic)

also for the record. FLUTHU has no front or back. just two sides and two other sides that act as front and back.

he's was walking way from you guys with the side that has his eye. the side that has his mouth is what's facing you. he can walk ether way, he's just not facing his eye at you now. get it?

here's his picture again for reference.

Spoiler

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit, why can't he take the guy who has repeatedly tried to kill the people he's working with?" I rocket up to the next floor and see the familiar black shape writhing about as I try and think of another way to distract this bastard.

"I'm really going to regret this..."

"HEY FLUTHU, COME AT ME!"

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: You see why we made this guy a limbless torso?

I respawn and retrieve and re-suit into my fallen armor and attempt to catch up with FLUTHU and once again try my tentacle bait strategy.

 

[Connor Lonske]

the tentacle bait strategy fails because one, he's not facing his eye at you, he's facing his mouth. two, he's already gone. and three, just look at that picture i posted on my last post that i edited in. does it look like if he's vomiting at you he can see you? god damn.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not like I stole it." I still can't tell what attracts this thing to Eric and then leads him to not attack him again, or rather fondle. Keep rushing after it, carrying the spike before I finally make it to it's back tentacles, submitting myself to them as I try to drive the spike through it's body and into the eye.

OOC: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also the image isn't opening.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC: it was the same image from before and fixed

IC: the spike ends up inside whatever this monster has of an asshole. it bleeds all over you as you fall back in the waves of rectal blood.

this is a very mature rp, i know.