Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Salt: Propose to Vriska

GET REJECTED

Salt: Cry Deeply

Salt cries deeply.

Salt: Eat a bagel

LIKE A BOSS

OOC: Been on vacation, updates will be scarce on my part till about the 9th of July.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well. Okay"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk around, my search for Gamzee continues. Where was that room where they all had the big showdown? The first one of course, where Kanaya kills Eridan. Shame, considering I didn't mind him. I continue walking around, with Paddy following closely.

 

[Knife-28]

Efink walks over to Eric and throws him a lightweight wallet that seems to shift from black to a deep purple colour. "The Wallet's made from the finest merse skin on Erde-Tyrene and has built in hammerspace. Inside you'll find 42 bars of Moloxian red-gold, consider both the wallet and red-gold as payment."
"So, will you help us?"

 

[Saltarius]

I follow behind Zombie, looking depressedly at the unreceived ring in my hand.

"It is like what Karkat said. Matespritship is impossible for her."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn around. "OH GOD HOLY SHIT. Where did you come from?! The room you were in burned down. I invited all the trolls into the basements where we had a huge party, and I hit it off with Vriska. Anyway, now I'm looking for Gamzee. I think we're currently during the period when he's sober. So I'm going to calm him down. Or fight him into submission."

[In other news, I've completed what has currently been written in Homestuck. No worries of spoilers now.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and make smoothies.
[welp, I've only just got to the part where dave kills a crow with a sword]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find an inconveniently placed alchemiter and totem lathe.
"Who the fuck placed these here? It feels like I've been walking for almost a day."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com walks up to Sig, and smack him upside the head.
"You're a god damn idiot, aren't you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Time slowed down for everyone else right?" I have gained a permanent smog of drug smoke around my person.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X continues to watch trilby from a distance. She begins to smoke opium again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get the sudden feeling I'm being watched.
But I don't care. I have more things to do than care about being watched.
I get out my PICTIONARY FETCH MODUS and sketch a computer and phone then begin to

Spoiler: alchemise.

COMPUTER && BRACER = WRIST MOUNTED COMPUTER
PHONE && HELMET = HELMET PHONE
STARK SWORD && JUST1C3 = THE 4V3NG3R

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com frustratidly walks up to trilby.
"Alright, take a week of, and the mall is in ruins. Alright, tell me, what have I missed?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The Mall's maintenance systems quickly assess and repair the damage.

Which was like... Half a day ago.

Xot continues to look up at his ship.

"How am I supposed to get up there?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sends a message to Sage.
'I know everyone here tends to cause chaos. They destroy things all the time, and tend to... nevermind.'

Doctor Com restocks the mall, and begins to re-paint the walls red.
To troll Karkat.
...
also, because they really need a paint job. God, look at it! The paints chipped everywhere, burnt marks, scortch marks, patches of blood, it'll be easier to just paint it red.

 

[RaNDM G]

You paint the Mall entirely in a dark shade of red.

Everything is red. That's just depressing.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com shrugs, and begins to paint the walls blue, the ceiling white, and the floor a checkerd white and black.

 

[RaNDM G]

No one can disagree with a '50s throwback. You find this to be a much more pleasing aesthetic.

OOC: Ladies and gentlemen, we will now be handing control of the thread to Salt. Because Act 3 is still in progress, we will transition directly into Act 4 come Thursday. Have fun guys.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Isn't Salt on holiday?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Yeah he said posts would be scarce till 9th July. So, that may be a problem. But hey, who you gonna call?]