Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Here X, why don't I be your server player?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Oh shit, he's back."

[color=indigo]who that ************[/color]

Sis: "Yeah, that ************."

[color=indigo]that ************ right there[/color]

Sis: "Yes, that ************ right there."

[color=indigo]him right there[/color]

Sis: "... Ugh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake with a start. Glancing around, I notice that I seem to be in some sort of cockpit. There are hundreds of buttons on the dahsboard in front of me, and through the viewport I can see the mall floating in space, getting gradually closer.
[color="{003366}"]"Soooo...you have any idea how to fly this thing?"[/color]
"Nope. Thats why I always crash them."
[color="{003366}"]"Excellent.."[/color]
"...How come you're no longer a pebble and a figment of my imagination?"
[color="{003366}"]"How the hell shoulld I kno-"[/color]
The spaceship crashes into the mall, tearing its way through until it reaches the others. We jump out, and then it explodes.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Again?! Come on!"

Sister heads down into maintenance and reactivates the repair systems.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait a second... if Salt's about to enter the Medium... doesn't that mean a meteor is coming at him right now? And by 'him', I mean us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hop on to one of the computers and Vriska sits beside me. It would seem that I'm Trilbys server player? I guess so. I mean, I was the next to join.
"Alright, so how do you want me to design this place?" I plop down a cruxtruder, then a totem lathe and then a alchemiter. I also put down a punch designix.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Does it matter?" I ask, preparing my totem.
I toss the almost-complete bearbot into the kernel, creating ROBOSPRITE.
"Just make something not shitty before the bear-imps come."

 

[Knife-28]

I decide to jump on as Zombie's server player. As I start by deploying the cruxtruder, Efink walks in and watches my progress.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. I haven't even entered yet. Here goes nothing."

I smash the flask onto the ground.

THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF EFFIGIES AND DECAY

"Oh, great, they don't even tell me when I enter. Ungrateful bastards."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright...so, the meteorites come, then we've got some imps...so I guess nothing to dangerous should be prototyped. Like Polaris. Or one of us I guess." I throw a cute and cuddly dog toy into the kernel, creating TOYSPRITE. I then go back and build a small part of a fort reserved for Knife.
"Guys, I've got an idea. How about we all make a massive fort, using SBURB? It would work pretty well I think. Also Salt, don't jump in yet. Or at least return quickly."

 

[Saltarius]

"Unfortuneately for you...very bearlike imp motherfuckers, brought my revolver, with enough regular ammo to fuckin spare."

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering whoever the hell will listen to him.

Shit I don't know what to do now.

 

[MinimanZombie]

undeadManiac[UM] Answers.
Dude, I have no fucking-Why are we using Pesterchum? We've got transmitters. Anyway, just walk around and kill shit. Or something. Try to find that portal.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, like I fucking know. I doubt the transmitters go dimensionally

I proceed to kill shit, revolver-kind style.

"Shit, we need some theme music."


"Hell yeah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Fuck it, I think Trilby is next up to go. Then me, then Knife. Also, I've got an idea when you get back to the mall. I've started building a fort using Sburb.
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I finish off the part of the fort I'm building for Trilby, and then wait around for Knife to finish up.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: By the way, Trilby was mackin on yo woman. I advise you inflict retribution before you enter.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Okay. I got this. Alright done.
I drop the alchemiter on top of Trilby.
"There. Looks like you've got someone now. The floor."

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, Vriska was going along with it too. Be gentle unless you want to be the token wifebeater. Even I was fine with Aradia when she came back. She's been kind...off though.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:....Right. Got it.
"Vriska, I hear you had some fun with Trilby."
"w8, do you really 8elieve that I would want him? That's gr8! Really funny."
"Yeah, well, good for you."
UMude, one sec, I'm just going change my text color. This default is terrible.

 

[Saltarius]

SE:Yeah dude, getting on subject...did you do something to Aradia?

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:Well...I don't think so. I better explain quickly. I used your designs for your optic blast thing, and intergrated them into a copy of Solloxes glasses.
UM:Then, I painted myself gray and got a gemini shit.
UM:And got some fake Sollux horns.
UM:In an attempt to see if Aradia still loved Sollux. Although she was cool when I explained it.