Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, for one we just killed the Black Queen. That's got to be worth a few rungs on the echeladder. Also... I just straight up don't like her."
I pick up the Ring of Orbs.
"We also got this. Might come in handy, what with it being able to create the Red Miles."
I captchalogue the Ring.
"That's my Plan B for dealing with the King."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get the feeling that somewhere, somehow, my friends have fucked up again. I then look at the chain holding Prospits moon.

UM (undeadManiac) began pestering sodiumEngineer.
UM: Yo dude.
UM: Did you guys just do something?
UM: Because I'm about to do something fucking awesome/stupid.
UM: Oh, and I'm on Prospit. You guys?

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Derse
SE: We just killed the BQ.
SE: Wait who the hell is that on Prospit
SE: Dude don't tell me thats you.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Dude, you fucking know it's me.
UM: I think I'm going to cut the chain.
UM: Surely that's worth some levels.
UM: Oh, and want me to change my color?

 

[Saltarius]

SE:That is just so stupid...
SE: It might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

"Okay Tril, whatever you do, do not put on that ring. Alcor and Polaris are dangerous enough, but all the others hit is too much. Let's go and find our beds."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Dude, I know. I wasn't actually going to do that.
UM: It's fucking stupid.
UM: Anyway, need any help from over here.
UM: On Prospit.
UM: Fuck this place is boring.

 

[Wackymon]

[[OoC: The rings do nothing to human players.]]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Aradia's Quest Bed was down in the crypt or some shit. So..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Shit. Guess we better start err...floating."

SE: I thought everything was gumdrops and sunshine on Prospit
SE:Whats wrong

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Probably the fact that there isn't much to do. Sure it's fun and happy, but it's almost creepy how happy some of the citizens are.
UM: Wait no. Nevermind. Turns out it was a spy from Derse. Yeah everything's cool.
UM: I'm gonna go have some fun.

I walk around Prospit, greeting the cheerful citizens. It's quite a nice break really, no worry of fighting and death...

 

[Saltarius]

"This place looks as good as any to start looking for our beds. You wonder what's going on at the mall?"

AT THE MALL

Any0ne kn0w where a tr0ll can get her archae0l0gy 0n

Aradiabot begins to break off parts of the Mall and examine them closely, fascinated with the technology put into it.

Or something.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com walks around the mall, spotting aridia.
"Oh-ho NO! You are NOT digging up the floors, you GOT THAT!"
He smacks her upside the head with his CANE OF TIME!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find what looks like a crypt.
"Salt, I think I found it."

 

[Saltarius]

Aradiabot proceeds to punch Com into the wall before lifting him by the scruff of his shirt.

Let me tell y0u s0mething i have spent three days in this g0gf0rsaken place and i am b0red as all hell. I suggest y0u make y0ur merry little way bef0re i get seri0us

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering apocalypseArisen[AA]

SE:You go girl
SE: Kick his pretentious ass
AA: thanks hun
AA: n0w get back t0 whatever the hell y0ure d0ing

DERSE
"Alright, let's bust it open and start looking."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start smashing the crypt open and walk in.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's...expansive I'll give it that. So do we see a bed and we just know or is there a ghost or what?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com glares at Arida, "Then play a videogame, watch TV, hell, have you seen Doctor Who before? Why don't you try it out! Or maybe even friendship is magic!"

 

[Saltarius]

What the hell did that kid say 0n that 0ne sh0w...i d0 what i want

Aradiabot goes back to examining the many vast passages and crevices of the Mall.

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering doctorCom [DC]
SEude
SEon't mention ponies
SE: Or hoofbeasts or anything like that
SE: It reminds her of Equius
SE: Thats bad btw

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think there's just... all our beds down here."
I peer into the room with the quest beds of all the Derse dreamers.
"Something like this."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM (undeadManiac) began pestering sodiumEngineer.
UM: Dude.
UM: Found anything yet.
UM: I the butchers is in trouble.
UM: One sec.
UM: Okay, back. Anyway, what's up with you guys?