Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"...Well shit"
I glance around at the quest beds.
I take a step ackwards, trip over a pebble, and land on a bed, my blender flying into the air and switching itself on. I dont have time to cover my face before it lands blades-first on my head.

 

[RaNDM G]

The blender bounces off. The spinning blade leaves a very small cut on the bridge of your nose. It barely puts a dent in your hit points.

You look down at the reflective stone surface of the bed. That's going to leave a scar, though you suppose you could say you earned it in a scrape. Surviving a duel with a deadly blender isn't exactly the most heroic story to tell your grand kids.

 

[Saltarius]

"The game's useless. I'm shooting myself more than the characters in Persona 3. Let's go Si-Holy shit. I'll just get going."

I'm back at the mall. Bluh.

"K right this is going to be awkward as fuck Sis but thanks for saving me from myself."

I attempt to give a goddamn thank you hug. Then I remember they're fucking ghosts.

"[small]fuck...[/small]" I say as I lie on the ground.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance around. again.
And shrug.

I'm back at the Mall.
"Anyone mind telling me what the fuck that was about?"

I fall unconscious.

 

[RaNDM G]

your welcome I guess

Sis scratches the back of her head, then picks up Salt and lies him down on a bench. She does the same for Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"See. The quiet moments of the Mall, few and far between, but it's so...calming. So...should we check on Xot? He's been out for like a day and a half."

 

[RaNDM G]

honestly? I have no idea what happened to him. look, i gotta go. just dont hurt yourself doing... whatever it is you normally do

Sister wanders into the dark recesses of the Mall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall asleep on a random Quest Bed and wake up back on whatever planet I was on before.

 

[Knife-28]

I fly up to my golden rod tower room and go to sleep, waking up back at home.
"Ah, I see your awake, good sleep?" Efink asks, and I nod dimly in agreement.
"Good, because things aren't so peachy down here." He says, as an ogre comes flying through the wall.
"I said hands off my dresses you ruffians!" Raritysprite yells in anger. I watch in amazement as the former pony lets loose with telekanicic magic, pushing hoards of underling back over the side or, in some cases, sending them blasting off into the sky Team Rocket style.
Me and Efink share a look, and we jump into the fray, him twisting and twirling with his tanto, and me throwing Party Poppers like it's going out of style.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit. So uh...hey Xot. You obviously can't hear me, making this all seem rather stupid and unecessary but...I'm sorry. Just for fucking everything up. It's because of me that Sam's dead and you're a ghost. I want to turn over a new leaf, I do, but those old urges, they bubble up and eventually spill over and...Just sorry."

DBEARSPRITE:Yo dawg hows it hanging
"Pretty shitty actually."
DBEARSPRITE:There there, Dbear is here.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up. Thank god, I mean, Prospit is nice and all, but sometimes you just need to get back to madness.
"Bluh...morning everyone...wait, we've never talked about time here, have we? Anyway, how's it all going? You seem different Salt..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I frequently bring up the subject of the mall's meta time but no one ever takes me up on the offer."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Metatime?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wakes up after the aliens marathon and walks over to the group "you guys are back then?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Huh? Yeah. I was just chilling on Prospit. Or, my Dream self was. But we're back now. What do you guys all want to do now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"X, Zombie, Paddy, Salt, grab my blender"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh? Oh sure." I grab Sigmas blender and hand it to him.
"Oh and dude, do you want your rock back? I took it, and it's been bugging me." I hold out the pretty pebble in my palm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: where in the mall are we right now?

"We could do acid and watch peewee's playhouse"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Huh? Oh yeah, that. I've been wondering where that went."
I pocket the pebble.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...no. I've had enough of the drugs in this shitty mall. Now..."
I look at the fort I was trying to build for us.
"Let me get back to work." I hop onto a different computer, and use it to build Sigmas room in the fort I was creating.