Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I look around.
"Well fuck."
I go to sleep.
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My Dream Self wakes up in the crypt, then flies off to the LOQAS, then through my first gate into the Mall, then to the city.
He floats up behind Knife.
"Don't bother. Zombie kidnapped everyone. Things went to shit. Everything."

 

[Knife-28]

"WHAT?!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Do you want the long version, the short version or the really short version?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look around "THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!"

 

[Knife-28]

"The short version, please." I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie started blowing shit up, and then I went to kill Sister because it's Sister, then Salt went crazy and started protecting her and threatening me so I shot him. Then Zombie showed up and killed Sigma and I drove off. I told the police about Salt going insane, then Salt got me arrested and showed up with Sigma's corpse. I arrested him and then Zombie blew shit up and now he's kidnapped everyone but you and Sigma. I have no idea if anyone is alive in the police station." I explain.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look around and see trilby's body, I walk over to it and sit down about a foot away from him.

If I die do I come back here...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I snore loudly in front of Ryan.
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"Anyway, we need to save the others."

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah woah, I didn't 'go crazy.' She didn't answer any of my questions, and I needed her alive. What are you trying to say, that I've fallen for her or something? And plus, you tried to blow up the mall!"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
My eye twitches, and I punch Trilby in teh face before staking off, mumbling about how I'm surrounded by psycopaths and idiots.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I float after Knife.
"HEY! You asked for the short version! The long version goes into more detail. The even shorter version is just me calling Salt and Zombie crazy wankers. Now, I'm going to go save them for some reason. If you don't come now, then you can't come at all because you'll be well behind in the plan and shit'll just be confusing."

I float into a random shop selling MTG cards, grab a few packs and fly to the gates.
On the LOQAS, I find my alchemising equipment.
DECENT WAND + MAGIC CARD (Punishing Fire) = FIRE WAND
DECENT WAND + MAGIC CARD (Lightning Blast) = LIGHTNING WAND
I fly off to Derse.

 

[Knife-28]

I sigh, before deciding to take a spaceship and fly after Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I land on an asteroid in the Veil.
"Hello Knife. Glad to see you came to your senses."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I get up and look around trying to figure out where I am.

OOC: off for the next... 11-17 hours

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea yea, so where are they?" I ask Trilby, looking around the surface of the asteroid and spying a grey structure in the distance.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Do you see that big purple thing off in space? Somewhere on there. Now, as angry as I am at Salt for the knee-shooting and the whole thing where he tried to get me arrested for terrorism and all that, it's somewhat in my interests to save his sorry ass. I mean yes, at some point I will burst out of his mattress with a shotgun while he drifts off into sleep and turn him into a buckshot pincushion but in the Mall's current state, there are more pressing matters. Like getting him impeached."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well then what are we waiting for then?" I say, getting back in the dropship and blasting off towards the purple planet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch Knife fly further and further out of earshot.
"I was waiting for you to ask what the plan was..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I dig myself out of the ground in the park that had covered me after the first explosion. "I leave you alone for a few hours, and this bullshit happens!" I shout at the sky. I pull a small piece of flint from my pocket and push it into the ground. I sit in front of it and meditate.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I end my walk. Bec Noir should arrive at Derse soon. I check my Holoputer. Yeah, nearly there. And a space ship? Perfect. I see Paddy trying to meditate. No no no no, he must not miss the show! I walk up to the meditating Paddy, and inject him with a serum. He falls asleep, and awakes on Derse.
"This is the Dark Carnival...and I'm the ring leader."