Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm going to use trickery and deceit. Those guys aren't exactly bright."
Nega Trilby pulls out a phone and calls me.

"Trilby?"
"God?"
"No, why would- It's your Nega."
"Oh. Right."
"Listen, Salt's kid is evil. He's going to fuck the Mall over six ways from Sunday. Worse than that: 364 days from New Years."
"365. Leap Year."
"Good point. Anyway, you see the problem."
"So, should I get rid of him?"
"Meet me at the hipster bar. We'll work out what to do there."

I shrug and look around. "Salt... where's your kid? I'll take him to my safehouse. None of them have seen my disguise or know where it is, and I can fly on my own anyway."

 

[Saltarius]

"No. I'm not risking anybody. I'm going to do what they say. Just trust me."

I hand Gideon over to Kan.

"Just...make sure he'll be okay. For me."

I make my way to the park.

"I'm here."

Nega Salt uncloaks before me.

"And you came alone. For once, you listen to what I say."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take the keys and the note, I pull out a skeleton key and take a motorcycle to the address.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[b/]NORMAL SIG[/b]
I appear next to Zombie.
"Drink this, It'll make you move really fast and possibly shoot lasers, I haven't worked that out yet"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look out from the tree I'm perched in. Nega Salt's making a presumably grandiose speech. To be expected. My own Nega is leaning against a tree grumbling to himself. He sees me and smiles, but doesn't do anything. I phone him. "You got a plan?" "Just some old fashioned ultra violence, the fucker tore down my house." "Sounds fun, catch you later." I hang up and pull out my revolver, aiming for Nega Salt.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look over the events on my Holoputers. I turn to the trolls.
"Guys, look after the kids. I'm heading out." I start leaping around rooftops, until I'm close to the park. I pull out the sniper rifle I grabbed from the penthouse, and watch the events.
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Nega Me
I see my counterpart.
"Yo boss, I'm gonna patrol from above. See ya." I climb up the stairwell of the building I saw me on.
"The fuck you doing here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Honestly. You're starting to piss me off."

Nega Salt takes a small device from his pocket and presses it. Paddy and Zomb's rifles are made useless.

"Always breaking the rules on me. No matter, I can take the three of you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I arrive at the address paddy gave me and look around

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shove the adreneline smoothie into Zombies hands.
"Drink the fucking smoothie man, It'll help. Seriously."
I jump into the park next to Paddy.
"So. We gonna mess some shit up?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. But he is." I point to my Nega, who has shot Nega Salt in the gut with a shotgun. He pulls out a device and presses a button, the stands collapse to the ground.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Meh. Just thought I'd help out a friend. You?" I start drinking the smoothie.

"Chaos. Aren't you into that?"

"Gotta help a friend in need ************." I leap forward, and clash swords with my Nega. We have an epic sword fight on the roof.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby makes his way to Vriska's bar.
___________

I fly out of Knife's apartment and head for the bar.
___________

"It's times like this I wish I actually gave a fuck about these guys. Makes the chaos so much more fun... At least the soundtrack is good."
"True that. I couldn't get the kid."
"Yeah, I guessed. It was bollocks anyway."
"Was it? He's a troll-human hybrid whose father had his mother killed in a civil war he asked his former secretary to instigate. That's just... How To Make A Psychopath in Ten Easy Steps."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sounds good. Smoothie?"
I watch Nega Paddy mess shit up.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine. So be it."

Nega Salt flash steps behind Nega Paddy placing both his palms at his ears.

"Bang.

The two speakers go off as Nega Paddy collapses to the ground, braindead.

"Now, how are we going to play this Belano? You going to help Crane? Or will you abscond?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Man, what the shit?"
I pour Miracle Mix on Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I jump out of the tree. "Belano's been dead since I got here my friend. But then again, he was always a fiction anyway." My Nega writhes on the ground, foaming at the mouth. "brain death's not permanent for me. Or him." I pull out my butterfly knife. "This would be unfair if you didn't have that sound."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. All those years training at points beyond the galaxy are nothing. You can leave now. My only quarrel is with Crane and his whore of a former secretary."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk around, knock on the door a couple times, "no response leads me to believe this is a decoy"

I walk back to the motorcycle, notice it was stolen while I was gone, and begin running towards the park.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I throw the knife, hitting Nega Salt in the tongue. "I won't have slut shaming in this mall, you hear me? And what's all this about training?"

 

[Saltarius]

The knife bounces harmlessly off Nega Salt's mask.

"It means I'm going to kick both your asses six ways till Sunday."


Wrist mounted blades slide out as Nega Salt begins striking at me and Paddy.

"So, why do you have a problem with slut shaming Paddy?"