Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Oh lordy lordy thank you master thank you..."
I do an insane laugh and run down the street towards my apartment building

I do a TV ad showing the assassin (before he had his face changed) flipping off a camera while wearing a trilby hat, then showing me in a Reagan costume (minus the mask) promising that if elected I would bring the mall to glory.

It's designed to look like two seperate ads, one being an announcement that the assassin was caught by me, the other just the ad as is.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know. We can fix that later."
__________

Nega Trilby starts watching Ryan with a crystal ball.
"I guess I need to do something about that."
He calls a group of high-ranking politicians to a meeting in Salt's office.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall asleep in my apartment while a group of loyal people I hired work on my campaign

OOC: night

 

[Knife-28]

The sound of engines peters out, and I walk in, dusting off my overcoat. "So, you ready to go Salt?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

"Y-Yeah. Knife? Mind if I ask an odd question? Do you...do you think I can be a decent father?"

"Hello? Sis? I apologize for...just fuckin everything. I need to know about you Sister. Just...you."

 

[Knife-28]

I think on the question for a second before answering. "Salt, there's many, many parents in the world, and there are be some that are better parents than you'll be, but," I clap a hand on his shoulder and smile, "But, you're going to be a damn sight better than alot of them and that's what matters."

 

[RaNDM G]

Did someone say someone died?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uuuuuuh no-ones died I think..."
I appear out of nowhere next to Salt.
"So. Whats new?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wasn't this the plot of Living Daylights?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Living...what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Timothy Dalton's first (of two) Bond movie. A politician fakes his assassination but I don't remember the rest."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up coughing blood

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get bored by the whole situation, and start searching apartments. I open the unlocked door to one, and find Ryan lying in bed, coughing up blood.
"...Huh." I grab a fire axe from the corridor, and set down a bear trap besides Ryan's bed, and remove the release latch. I stand outside his room as he wakes up.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I get up and- "FUCK"
X starts walking down the hall towards Ryans room "What!?", she sees zombie "What the fuck did you do this time?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I just played the Walking dead. Reenactments *****!" I run into the room, and see Ryan.
"I'm sorry...we're gonna have to cut you out..." I raise the axe above me head, and prepare to strike it down on Ryan's leg.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X yawns and watches
Ryan just sits there confused looking at zombie

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slam the axe down onto Ryan's leg, just above the jaws of the trap. It only goes about a quarter of the way through the leg. I press a button, and some zombies start walking in.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I appear behind X.
"Dude, I thought you died ages ago."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

About a fifth of the way into the leg the axe hits metal hits metal causing him to scream
X: "Why are you in my apartment?" she hears sigma and laughs "What?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue raising the ax and slamming it down onto Ryan's leg. Eventually he's freed, obviously with one less leg, and I carry him to a window. I drop him out of it, letting him fall onto the concrete far below. I then turn to X, and fire HONOR BLAST at her, shooting her out of the building to.
"Sigma, why the fuck did I come here?" I ask confused.