Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Well, that's all the grunts. All left to you Paddy. Shit, he didn't even say what candles he likes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Again?. Lemme fetch my Blender."
I fetch my Blender.
"Lets do this biatches."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great!" The recording says. "Lets get the whole gang here." I press a button, and everyone is teleported to the great hall of the mansion.
"Perfect. How is everyone? I'm fine. Anyway, lets have a rest." I press a button. Inside the capsule I'm flung backwards. The capsule is flung towards the ocean at an incredibly high speed. Just a bit more...
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BACK IN THE MANSION
Explosions fill the mansion, and the city itself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I open a portal to the smoothie dimension. Eldritch strawberry-flavour abominations pour through.
"I feel insulted Paddy. You're ditching my sparkling company for Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I appear in the mansion. I explode. I respawn back in my house.
"That was fucking pointless."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, me and Paddy are hooking up, we took down your for-you dirty shit."

I grab everybody and run the hell out of the mansion. Good thing my bomb team got to those bombs though. The city is noticecably intact. The Dunsbery Mansion however, is ash.

"Well, that was eventful."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yep. Also, neither of you can cook for shit, Salt. I'll make you guys something."
I down a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

Then I realize we're still in the blast radius.

"Well f-"

I die and respawn next to Paddy at my place.

"...Is it over?"

Spoiler: Gonna love this captcha

how about that?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I'm incinerated by the blast wave.
I respawn at my restaurant. Putting on my Chef articles, I call Salt.
"What food do you want? I've got literally everything here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, Trilby, what do we do now?"
"I don't know. Keep doing this until we find a way to fix the universe?"

 

[Knife-28]

I drive around the city some more, running over resitance members whenever I see them. "So, what now?" I ask, reducing another resistance member to paste. "Well, I'm.....apparently a member of the police force, judging by this badge." Knife says, looking through his wallet, "So I guess we go to the police station and see what's going down there."
"Eh, works for me." I reply, spinning the wheel and driving back towards the police station.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start dicing carrots.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I awake in the capsule. It's lying next to a fountain. I hop out, and see I'm enclosed in a mall. So it did work. Yay. I hobble over to the fort, and go and lie in my room. I think about it all, and wonder.
"God this is all...there is..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh shit. I forgot about Aradia. Oh well."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

After several hours of wandering through an endless forest I collapse and go comatose

OOC: guys I'm gonna be gone for a while again, my illness has come back and I don't know for how long.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I drink a smoothie and wait for Salt to reply.

OOC: get well soon Ryan, hope you can return as soon as your able.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hm? I don't know. I'm not in an eating mood after all that shit. Paddy might be."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well I'll just come over anyway. This place is boring. Plus you guys need someone who can summon alcohol out of the multiverse."

 

[Saltarius]

I phone Droog.

"Aradia's gone missing. She was working for the Resistance in this instance."

 

[RaNDM G]

Well of course she is, he says. You didn't listen to a fucking thing he told you.