Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I listened. Then two guys busted down my door and gave me an ultimatum. That's not the point. I need your help getting her back."

 

[RaNDM G]

He tells you he can't, at least not yet. Too many witnesses to try and take her. 

He says he will think of something. In the meantime, you are on your own.

 

[Saltarius]

"So you're just leaving me and Paddy to do...things? What about the Courtyard Droll? Jack? The Hegemonic Brute?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks how you know their names. Then says nevermind, never speak of them on an open channel again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Or, rather, Clubs Deuce, Spades Slick, Hearts Boxcars, and of course, you Diamonds Droog."

 

[RaNDM G]

He tells you to cut it out. Now.

 

[Saltarius]

"What does it matter? Tell me why Xot put me in this mess in the first place. Or I'll continue."

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Knife arrive at what's left of the police station after one of the resistance's bombs blew up half the place. We raid the armory for arms and amunition, then continue driving around, arresting or killing any remaining resistance members whenever we see them.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right...some mood music?"

I set the radio to the convinient music situation station.

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks what a Xot is.

 

[Saltarius]

"He's a jackoff, smartass douchenozzle fuckhead donglicking shit-sniffing dog-kiss-...you get the point. He's the reason this paradimensonal bullshit happened. All because he was jealous of me and Aradia's marriage. Bastard couldn't get himself a boyfriend. Least' I think he's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, especially considering my compa-anyways."

 

[RaNDM G]

He asks who the Hell names their kid Xot. That's a fucking stupid name.

 

[Saltarius]

"Join the crowd. He's some bullshit counterpart of Tox. Yeah, that Tox. How doth the hunt for my wife go?"

I cast a look at Paddy beside me.

"Because it can wait."

Spoiler: SO MANY CAPTCHAS TODAY

i'm blushing.
*cough*
Maybe.

 

[RaNDM G]

He thought you were still with her, he says.

 

[Saltarius]

"I told you she was a member of the Resistance. We're not in the best of relations. And Paddy's my boyfriend or whatever now so..."

 

[RaNDM G]

... This universe is so damn confusing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A packet of condoms falls out of my pocket. "So uh. You wanna go to the bedroom or something?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I spew smoothie all over the table.
"Aaaaaannd now I think would be the best time for me to leave..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Can we possibly slow down the tiniest bit? Not sure I want to go all the way just yet."


"That uh...wasn't me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I break into Salts house and set up my Speakers in his living room. I open a portal to the Delicious Dimension, and the smoothie demons poor through. Smoke starts filling the room randomly, and lasers start shooting all over the place. We start raving to the music.