Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Dammit Sig, me and Paddy were having a moment. Fuck it, get your ass in the bedroom now, Pads."
 

Sigma Castell

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I continue raving with the smoothie demons, the music too loud for me to hear Salt.
I put on my dark shades and start breakdancing.

Take it back
Take it back
Take it back
Take it back

Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door, you start screaming
Come on, everybody, what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody, get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people, come on, jump around
I wanna see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me

Man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of his love
He's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Make you fall in, fall in love
He's a man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, all of his love
He's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met him at all

And when he walks, he walks with passion
When he talks, he talks like he can handle it
When he asks for something, boy, he means it
Even if you never, ever, ever seen it
Everybody, get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come and jump around
You doing anything to keep him by your side
Because he said he love you, love you long time
Come on now

Oh, ooh
Oh, ooh
come on now

No!
Never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all
You wish you never ever met him at all

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater

I've been around the world I ain't never seen a boy like this
He's a man eater, a man eater
 

Sigma Castell

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The rave gets to big to contain, and reaches crtitical mass. Pure rave energy tears portals to the smoothie dimension, through which even more demons come. The door to Salts room explodes inwards, and the smoke and lasers fills the bedroom. I continue to breakdance, and tell the demons to break it down.

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)


Hey
I own the night and I don't need no help
Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt
Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan
Life of the club arrogant like yeah!
Top like money so the girls just melt
Want to many all know me like Twelve
Look like cash and they all just stare
Bottles, Models, standing on chairs
Fall out cause that's the business
All out it's so ridiculous
Zone out so much attention
Scream out I'm in the building (hey!)
They watchin I notice
I'm rocking I'm rolling
I'm holding, I know it
You know it

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)


Hey
Still feeling myself I'm like outta control
Can't stop now more shots let's go
Ten more rounds can I get a K.O.
Paparazzi trying to make me pose
Came to party till I came no more
Celebrate cause that's all I know
Tip the groupies taking off their clothes
Grand finale' like superbowl
Go hard I run the show
That's right while I got money to blow
More light more ice when I walk in the door
No hype I do it big all over the globe
Yeah!
I said it
Go tell it
Confetti
Who ready?
I'm ready!
You ready!
Let's get it!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)

You got me watchin now (hey)
Got my attention now (hey)
Got everybody in the club wanting to know now
I am a ladies man
Come be my lady and...
We can both soar high
Bring ya body here let me switch up the atmosphere
Take you up out of this club and in my new Lear
Fly you around the world
What you want baby girl
Are you ready to go now!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeah)
(Put your hands up!)
Let's celebrate now
(Put your hands up!)
You know who shut it down!
 

Saltarius

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"Droog? Droooggg? Dat you? Oh good, that it was that...douchebag Jack. I ever tell you how much I hate that Ders...Dersey...Dersite sunuvabitch? Anyways where's Aradia. She ain't gonna be happy about dis..."
 

Sigma Castell

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"I CAN'T SEE A THING THROUGH THESE SHADES SALT!", I shout over the music.
Suddenly, a portal opens, and Droog is dragged through into the rave. Someone gives him a party hat.
 

Saltarius

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"No I'm not drunk, kay. I just got done having sex. Get back here and...oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. I just cheated on my wife."
 

Saltarius

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"...At least it was good...right? But holy shit this cannot leave this house. I mean seriously. If anybody tells, they're dead.
 

MinimanZombie

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I walk outside the fort- wait what OH GOD SPACE MAGIC. I'm plopped into the city streets, and see there is a party going on in Salts house.
"Fuck him. I just fucking wrecked his city. He can't party!" I kick down the door, and open fire with an assault rifle off a dead resistance member.
 

Paddy the Second

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I hack the mall's public announcement system and blare "Hey everyone me and Salt just had sex." Across it's entire infinite expanse.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Nega Trilby and I sit down, covered in blood and bruises.
"That killed some time. So, think we'll be able to get Salt back on our side?"
"I doubt it very much."
Nega Trilby looks at the table of crystal balls.
"Wonder if he and Paddy are finished..."
"It's only been a couple of minutes."