Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The entire Mall is now aware of your adultery.

How dare you forsake your city for a one-night stand? You are a disgrace.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I toss a grenade into the house, and leave. I drive to the city hall, and add myself to list of candidates for the upcoming election. I wait patiently for the election to take place.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I do what I want." I sprout wings and fly away.

 

[Saltarius]

"Congrats Paddy. Con-fucking-gratulations. I gave my all back there and you go and blab to the mall. You are the worst partner ever."

 

[RaNDM G]

You sweep the election, becoming the Mall's new master.

It's easy when the only other candidate can't keep it in his pants.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why do you think I never keep in touch with my exes?" I get in a car and drive in a straight line for thousands of miles.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit in a large office. I call my sectary.
"Can I get a hot chocolate please? Thanks. I'm gonna call you Susy. Thank Susy." I take care of what the leader of the Mall would entail.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister sighs and gets in the kitchen. She whips you a mug of hot cocoa lickety split, tops it with whipped cream and brings it back to your desk.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god. Oh god. Need to fuckin fix this. DROOG! DROOOOOGGGG!!!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You have to call him first. That's how phones work.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call Salt.
"Firstly, Paddy is not Aradia. Secondly, Paddy? Really?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Eventually I reach the border of the city, the guards recognise me from the front page of a particularly scummy newspaper. I grin as I show them my passport and carry on. I stop next to a cactus and claw at my face with my gauntleted hands. It morphs from Rat Man's to my own. I ditch his clothing and don my old suit and long coat, as well as retrieving my weapons from the boot of the car. I lean against the cactus for a while and smoke a joint.

 

[Saltarius]

?Droog, I...fuck it, you already know the news. Can you believe they elected the guy who actively tried to destroy the city over the guy who stopped him? Anyways, we need Aradia's whereabouts pronto."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Thanks. You know what, now that I remember who you are, I'll call you Sister. I uh, hit my head. On the desk. Or something." I continue doing my work.

 

[RaNDM G]

She grumbles.

Now that everyone in the city is focused on the election, he can move freely without drawing attention. He says he will keep you posted.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aw Sister, what's up? Alright, Salt betrayed the city, and I was elected. You're pissed. I get it. And obviously you don't remember the time I said something, and you considered it sweet. So obviously we aren't friends in this universe. That sucks. Look, if you like, take the day off to calm down, relax, go see a film or something. Okay?" I go back to finishing my work.

 

[RaNDM G]

She leaves without saying a word.

 

[Saltarius]

"Good...you don't think of me any different because of the...incident, do you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Goodbye then." I mutter under my breath, before finishing the work. I start watching a film, about politics or something. I doze off before to long, and awake on Prospit.
"Woah. This is awesome." I fly around, care free and happy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I carve a face into the cactus and leave the joint in it's mouth. I drive towards a lone shack standing in the sand.