Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Just shut up and listen! There is no future for me and her. Who knows if we can ever
leave the damn mall? We can't have cildren considering her robotic condition. She should've stayed where she belonged. I was a selfish bastard and jeopardized everyone with my dumbass scheme. If you can hear me Xot...you were right."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My car breaks down. I retrieve my possessions from the car and blast it with eldritch lightning until it explodes. I keep walking until I hit a wall. It looks like the horizon, stretches upwards and outwards infinitely on a barely noticeable curve.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you get it? I'm tired of this shit. I don't want to fight for this pipe dream anymore. I just want us all out of this bullshit new reality and back in the old mall."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I hear you brother..."
I put on a cap and some braces on my teeth and start rapping.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hear me Xot? I'm done. I don't want it anymore."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make Salt a smoothie.
"Cheer up. It'll be dark soon, and Aradias still alive. Maybe this time we'll go back."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not before I teach that shithead Zombie."

"Sister. Get out of the building. It's going to blow within the next six hours."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby and I break into the parliamentary building or whatever and start killing our way to Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I set off my trap. An electric force field jumps up around the Trilby duo. Trying to walk out would cause a bounce back effect.
"Well done shit heads. Walking into a trap like that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Let's do this then."

I zipline into the building, breaking through the glass.

"Zombie, you have a literal five seconds to tell me why I shouldn't outright murder you for everything you've ever done."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because I'm doing a good fucking job? Salt, you know we're pretty much equal at fighting. Think about this."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not talking about that. You murdered a lot of people back on Gashog and I have little reason to trust you. And if we're equal, that gives ample opportunity for the charges I set at the bottom of the building to go off."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, you got us. Now, what are you gonna do with us? You can't kill us, because we'd just respawn. You can't take us out of the field without lowering it. Plus..."
I use my fire wand to kill myself and Nega Trilby. We respawn in an un-trapped section of the room.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, fine Trilby. You sure got me! Tell him Nega Tril!"
Nega Trilby turns on Trilby, and attacks him. I put the controls on autopilot. Fucking science man. I love it. I turn to Salt.
"Jesus christ dude, when did you get morals? And you don't think I found out about the explosives? They're dispatched of."

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie, listen to me. We need to find Aradia and stop my marriage to her from happening in the main mall."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What the fuck do you think I did the first time? Except you weren't in that mall, and I got the wrong co-ordinates. Oh, and evil shadow beings are waiting for us in the Main Mall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby attacks me.
"Dude, not now."
"Yeah. I thought this would be a fight scene. Looks like a talking one..."
We sit down and wait for Zombie and Salt to fight.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just shut up and listen to me. We need to find ehr and escape the loop, we can then work from there."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I nod at Salts words.
"Seriosuly Zombie, you and Salt can work out your differences once we work out of this Groundhog-day style shithole. Plus, If we havent escaped by the end of the day, we'll reset, and you may not even be President."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Right. Because everything can go back to normal. Salt, pretty much everyone hates me. Also, the G-Team is disbanded. Also, what will this mall do to the other one do you think? Think of the consequences. Look, I don't care either way, but don't expect things to be happy when we get back." I get back to working.