Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I steal the gauntlets from Trilby and put them in my blender.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I headbutt Sigma as soon as he touches my gauntlets, then punch him in the nose.
"How did you expect to steal th gauntlets? I'm WEARING THEM."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Knife. Look are we going to be doing this all day?"

[color=lightblue]"I have nothing to say to you."[/color]

Even if Sigma could snatch the gauntlets off Trilby's hands, there is no chance in Hell they would blend.

Seriously, these are some fucking tough gauntlets.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...What did I do?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

Trilby fails to notice that I have sliced his hands off at the wrist.

 

[RaNDM G]

She folds her arms and mumbles something about hot cocoa.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Xot, if you're doing some kind of Oracle shtick, can you explain these gauntlets?"
I bleed out and respawn. Still wearing the gauntlets.

 

[Saltarius]

"PFFT, NOPE. Don't have a thing for Aussies. Trick question, it's none of them."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, these broke my blender. That blender was bloody expensive."
I wave Trilbys severed hands around.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I notice that they are no longer wearing the Gauntlets.
"Aaaawww. Why does he get the good stuff?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Is this some future shit? Or alternate universe? I apologize if myself in the future does something that displeases you. But we used to be kind of friends. I think. I don't fucking know. Look, if you don't cheer up, I'm gonna have to force you to fight me!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Zomb. Buddy. Budddyyy. We not fighting. We's not...shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it's settling something. Me and her never fought, I want to see how it goes. Also, can you please not hold a dimensional grudge Sis? Those things are evil. Like rot your brain evil."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DEPPRESSING ME!"
I slam Zombies and Salts heads togther.
"NOW MAKE FRIENDS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"She had a very good reason to hate you."

My hands fly to my mouth to cover it.

"I mean er...nothing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"WE ARE FRIENDS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" I kick Sigma in the nuts.
"Salt, are you hiding something?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister scoffs at your challenge to a duel. Why even waste her time?

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing. Nothing at all."

I gesture 'Do not say anything' to Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

She shrugs her shoulders.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Xot. Explain my fancy metal gloves, and why a bench tried to murder me."