Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up in a pile of blood and look up at the sky... still not earth.
I clean the blood off of me and start looking for someone I recognize.

OOC: so I'm guessing were back to adventures in the mall then? also i'm back now

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall out of the sky behind Salt.
"Well that was one hell of a stag night. Nice eyepatch, by the way. We've finally landed then, I take it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You think?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey, man, I've been in Las Vegas for the past three days. I don't know where we are."

 

[Saltarius]

"Some planet called Anhur. I lost an eye, got rejected by Sis, and it appears we're trapped here for roughly a week. But I'm making the best of it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...And that is why I'm never going on a power trip. It only leads to loss of eyeballs via the medium of acid. Also, Sister? She's still pissed about the 'Killing her during sparing' thing?"

 

[Saltarius]

"She thinks I was being influenced into stupidity while saying it. Basically, she doesn't think I was serious."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hmmm...well Sister seems like the kind of girl who has a [i/]lot[/i] of intimacy issues..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Captain Obvious, where would we be without you? I guess I can just explain everything once we're back on the mall."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You'd probably be in a Mall populated by deppressed people, deprived of smoothies. Anyway, what are we supposed to do on this world, exactly?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dick around."

 

[Knife-28]

"We could explore, there's sure to be some mystical alien ruins laying around somewhere." I say.

 

[Saltarius]

"That'll most likely help me take my mind off things, and not result in acid getting poured in my eyes in the future. Wonderful thinking, Knife."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Indeed. Hopefuly asshole space-elves won't try and kill us for stealing their artifacts."
I put on my trilby, grab my whip and set off for the nearest ruin.

 

[Saltarius]

"I think we were supposed to take a left at the village of cannibals."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey, who has the map here!" I say, "Now, we should hang a right at this squiggly line."
"I think that's a river." Knife points out, indicating the large body of water infront of us.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, Sis didn't really...take the news. At all. She pretty much just ignored it. Aw shit, is that snake there poisonous?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife shoots the snake with his MTs. "It's not anymore."
"As for Sister, just give her time. She'll come around."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hopefully."

Finally, we reach an alien temple.

"So, who wants to go first?"

 

[Knife-28]

I look around, and throw a nearby rock inside the entrance. When nothing happens, I walk inside.