Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I check my pocket. The artifact is gone.
"DAMMIT KNIFE YOU ALREADY GOT THOSE GLOVES!"
I crash the bus through the side of the mall, jump out and summon the bear cavalry for the 300th pagerave.
"Let's get this party started!"

 

[Knife-28]

I fall asleep, trusting myself to safely sleepwalk through the desert towards the mall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Im hit in the side of the head with a dart and am thrown out the window when the bus hits the mall.
I stumble around for awhile and rip the dart out of my head.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The bear cavalry turn up with kegs of Bearhuggers finest.
"Aaaaaaw yeaaaaaaah"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch the bus rush past.
"Just great. The one time the buses are somewhat on time, a bunch of jackasses hijack it and crash it into a mall!"
"Hey, those jackasses are my... acquaintances."
"You haven't murdered them yet!?"
"All of them, except maybe the sleepwalking one."
I cut Knife's head off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Trilby.
"Dude, I thought we were friends. Also, you havent killed me yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis, do you really think I would kid about something as serious as that?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I thought we were friends too, but there was a vote and apparently..."
I stab Sigma through the eye.

 

[Sigma Castell]

A single tear drips from my and traces its way down my cheek as my eye explodes in a shower of blood.
[i/]"Why, trilby...why...."[/i]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall on the ground, pull a revolver out, and shoot Nega Trilby in the head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Boredom, Sig. Boredom."
I pull the knife out and wipe the blood off it on Sig's shirt.
"Now we can be friends!"

The bullet misses Nega Trilby, due to him still being back in Nega City.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well it seems all of the G-team are having eye-related injuries today..."
I pour bleach in Trilby and Ryans left eye.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bleach turns blood red a second before it hits me.
X runs up from behind sigma and tackles him.
I line up a headshot on Trilby and fire.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn where I was before.
"What did I ever do to you Ryan? Hey X."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I don't know... maybe the erasal of my cult."
X starts choking Sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think you're mistaking me with someone else. It's okay mate, we all screw up."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"It doesnt matter, you would have." I walk off quickly and silently.

X snaps Sigmas neck and sighs.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I punch X in the boob and throw her at Ryan.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks at the undead sigma, freaks out as shes thrown, and lands about a foot away from Ryan.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh son of a *****. They're at it again. Anyways, like I was saying. No, Sis, I do mean it. I really do...like you."