Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's not my fault! That is literally impossible, unless rubber turned into a conductor while I was in the middle of making the eyes!"
I start slowly removing the shards of metal.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I awake in the guest room of the castle, with a massive headache. I vaguely remember the party last night. I phone Salt.
"Yo Salt, how's life?"
[holy hell, it's hard to type on an iPad.]

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis is being a ***** and not telling me her secret even though we're friends. And Trilby gave me eyes THAT FUCKING EXPLODED!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, shut up before you knock my hand and I accidentally ram one of these shards into your brain and give you another disability."

 

[RaNDM G]

what else is new

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh shut up Davesprite. It's not like you have any fucking problems lately."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm living like a fucking king. Like my friend a few rooms down the hall. Oh god, I'm covered in bitches. Literally." I shoo the dogs away from me. The royal dog walker apologises, and leaves.
"It's cool."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm living like a fucking king. Like my friend a few rooms down the hall. Oh god, I'm covered in bitches. Literally." I shoo the dogs away from me. The royal dog walker apologises, and leaves.
"It's cool."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm living like a fucking king. Like my friend a few rooms down the hall. Oh god, I'm covered in bitches. Literally." I shoo the dogs away from me. The royal dog walker apologises, and leaves.
"It's cool."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SALT I AM MOVING SHARP METAL AROUND NEXT TO THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO THINK! You talking is moving your head around and making it so much more likely that I stab it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, we only have one ***** around here."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm living like a fucking king. Like my friend a few rooms down the hall. Oh god, I'm covered in bitches. Literally." I shoo the dogs away from me. The royal dog walker apologises, and leaves.
"It's cool."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]so you didnt live through months of time travelling trying to save your best friends life giving up salvaging what you could putting up with a fucking annoying puppetsprite giving up again going back in time prototyping yourself with a rambunctious feathery asshole with a sword rammed through your chest playing a game with friends who dont even remember you and watching your bro die when you couldnt do shit to save him

yeah youre the only person who has problems[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright Dave I just...I'm taking out my anger on people who don't deserve it, okay? Getting fucking blinded does that to a person. What a fucking Knight I turned out to be."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Oh my fucking god. Apologies. Fuck, fuck fuck. Ignore all of post that the escapist made for me.]

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright Sis, what the fuck is your problem? Why can't you tell me? You know I'm not going to stop until you tell me."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fine, fuck... I'm..."

[sub][sub][sub]"I'm a furry."[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

"...What."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"And?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I uh...I...that's...fine."