Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Well, that's enough life for today."

I drink a tub of bleach and respawn next to my corpse.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna put on a goddamn fursuit to woo Sister."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I exit the castle, having obviously fucked up. A glass bottle is thrown at my head, by one of the servants. At least the king doesn't hate me himself, but only the staff. I walk over to the group, in the area that they are located. I hear salt mention fur suits.
"Hey there guys. Salt, what are you on about?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well Sister's a furry, apparently." I say, tossing the artifact I called dibs on between my hands, "Hence Salt saying he wounldn't don a fursuit to impress her."

 

[Saltarius]

"I hope that we could build a relationship away from that. But of course, there needs to be a relationship in the first place."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I take out a boom-box and play a certain song.


"There!" I yell over the music, "I set the mood!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, I was trying to be subtle. First ask her what she thinks of me and you just went and fucked everything up."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I literally can't hear you over the sound of the music, Salt!" I shout.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh, I like these guys."

 

[Saltarius]

I breathe in and out heavily, trying to calm myself.

"Okay, Sis, just be honest with me. What do you think of me?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You have great taste in music," I tell Sister, completely ignoring Salt's rage, "The Issues is one of my favorite songs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, please. This is their best work."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Really? That's my favorite too!"

She says, ignoring the already overplayed song.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh yeah," I agree, "Jenny is pretty damn good too."

 

[Saltarius]

"I just...I...fuck my life."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pat Salt on the shoulder, "Yeah, it kinda sucks."

 

[Saltarius]

"GIVEN YOU RUINED ANY FUCKING CHANCE I HAD TO SPEAK WITH HER, YES WAFFLES, IT FUCKING DOES!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"You know I didn't really like Jenny the first time I heard it. Songs like Albi though, those are incredible."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pick up my boom-box and play a completely non-sequitur song.


"We're forgetting the greatest gangsta/folk crossovers."

 

[Saltarius]

"Why? Why does life hate me?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Because, you have a horrible outlook. For example," I open my hand and, by some freak chance, a bottle of Jack Daniel's lands safely in it. "I had no idea what was going to fall into my hand, but I knew it'd be good." I open the bottle and take a swig.