Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I spin around, and slash as Salts legs.
"Expect the unexpected Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Lucky for you, I'm not allowed to take cheap shots. But if I could, this fight'd be over significantly quicker."

I ignore the pain in my legs and advance at Zomb. Once I'm near him, I take one final slash at his midsection.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stop the sword, with my own, and then grab one of my hatchets, and slam it into Salts shoulder.
"There are no cheap shots in fighting. It's just fighting. Also, when did you become so noble?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm a Knight. Comes with the job. You sure are stepping the boundaries here."

I remove the hatchet and toss it aside. I then take my blade and strike Zombie with it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I duck, letting the blade swoop over me. I jump backwards afterwards.
"Hehehe...Looks like someone forgot about the Zombification!"

 

[Saltarius]

"What, did you find it again? Or did you just take any old katana and dump poison on it?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well to be fair, I've just had it stuck in my boiler room for ages. I remade the poison, and coated the hatchet in it. Just like old times. Anyway, this is just practice. Here's the antidote." I hand Salt a syringe.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right."

I inject it into myself.

"It's not much training, but it'll be enough for now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine, what do you propose? We've still got awhile to train."

 

[Saltarius]

"This duel is my last chance to redeem myself. I feel ready, and yet at the same time I don't."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know, we should probably prepare Salt for everything. One, Davesprite is going to be rather quick. Two, I think Davesprite would agree that an awesome fight needs..."
I press a button on my wrist computer.
"Some awesome music." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-_3T3JLnoM]
I grab a fencing sabre from a nearby shop.
"How well can you fight without your hearing to help you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"All I'd be able to go by then would be smell. Sprites do bleed, right?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I dunno. Go with what your gut, or your heart, or something tells you to. Look, I don't personally see what fighting D-Sprite will accomplish, and as a friend, I would say it's pointless. But, at the same time, I'll tell you, follow your heart."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I said, it's to redeem myself after everything. Whether I win or lose, I have to apologize to Sister about goddamn everything."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe. But do you know what Davesprite's blood would smell of?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oranges?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Terezi only thinks that because she smells colour. You don't, unless you're synaesthetic. And even then, you wouldn't know what colour you're smelling because you don't have the visual information to back it up. For example, our blood is red, but it tastes of iron."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then. But if you fight, then she'll probably want to impress her. Dude I hate her for the grudge thing, but I swear me and her were friends. So just apologize, properly. Just say sorry, and congratulate D-Sprite. If she doesn't like him, she'll brutally murder him anyway."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I don't know what a sprite's blood smells like. And yes Zomb, I'm going to properly apologize. Before the fight."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Remind me why you're fighting D-Sprite?"