Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I see a bunch of 3 year olds aim water pistols at me.
"Indeed it was. So what, you're kidnapping kids now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Did I hear kidnapping?"

I walk over to Ryan and place my hand on my sword's hilt.

"I advise you let them go now before I go Knight of Doom on your ass."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What... no?" I look over at the people following me... I see three year olds...
I change the filter setting on my eyes and snatch a stealth generator out of one of their hands, restoring their appearance. "Really?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, there are 3 year ol- YOU JUST STOLE A LOLLIPOP OFF OF ONE!" I kick Ryan in the nuts.
"Damn you're a dick. And not long. a couple of days."

 

[Saltarius]

"Regardless, you're a false prophet using other's ignorance for your gain. The next time I see this shit, you're dead in nanoseconds."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take it without flinching "What... prophet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh for the love of...just quit your cult bullshit. Immediately."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit playing dumb. This bullshit with X, these stupid fucking members, fucking everything. For the record, there are no gods, and no prophets."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"That's bullshit because I've seen Gods, and I've never claimed I'm a prophet."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I just kicked you in the region containing your genitalia. You did not notice. Therefore, you lack the male reproductive organs. Have fun dying a virgin." I grab a knife, and push it into Ryans arm, and then twist it.
"Care to give proof you've seen Gods?"

 

[Saltarius]

"They're not gods. They're just beings higher than us. And even if they were gods, gods bleed."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I grab Zombie by the arm and throw him away from me, then I rip the blade out of my arm, while my followers run over and hold him down.

X comes out of nowhere and puts a gun to his head.

"I don't have the proof with me, by definition a God is higher than us so yes they are higher beings, and they didn't bleed."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ryan, you get your fucking goonies off of him before I personally decorate the walls with your blood. That goes for the rest of you hooded fuckheads as well.

"You've got 5 seconds. Starting now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stand up, unable to be held by the little kids. I hold up the remote I grabbed from Ryan, and press a button. X fades out of existence. Completely. I also remove the red energy that Ryan has. No more regenerative bullshit.
"Didn't think that through."

 

[Saltarius]

"Higher doesn't mean god. Fluthlu was by no means a god, but he was higher. Now then, I think it's about time you bleed."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"He stabbed me, they are protecting me... how do you even know they're there?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I stand up, unable to be held by the little kids. I hold up the remote I grabbed from Ryan, and press a button. X fades out of existence. Completely. I also remove the red energy that Ryan has. No more regenerative bullshit.
"Didn't think that through."

OOC: remote?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"See that stuff coming out your arm Ryan? That's fucking blood. You don't have much, I got an artery. Good luck dumbass." I watch Ryan as he bleeds.
[OOC: Well? What the fuck else do you want me to do, about your nonsensical posts, and ridiculous "Plot".]

 

[Saltarius]

"Ryan, maybe if you stopped being such a fuckhead, he wouldn't have stabbed you in the first place."