Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"See, funny thing. I can hear your guns going off and I can hear the bullets whizzing by, thusly, I can dodge them rather easily."

I then proceed to cut into the crowd as they end up hip-firing like crazy and shooting some of their own.

Then I caught a deadly case of shot in the faceitis.

It affects many every year.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I use my scythe to try and get rid of some of them.
"I need backup. Calling all Bro-OHFUCKFUCKFUCK!" One of the cars run me over.

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, maybe." We stand still, packed together in a group. One of the tanks blow us sky high.
"FUCK." I grab a grenade off of a dead soldier, and throw it in the crowd out of anger. It kills 5 of them.

 

[Saltarius]

"DON'T WORRY. I'LL PROTECT YOU GUYS."

I stand next to Sister with my katana out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I raise my wand, which starts crackling with dark energy.
"You shot my friends. Prepare to die."
I wait for the soldiers to get their affairs in order. Just because I'm going to butcher them doesn't mean I can't be polite.

 

[Saltarius]

"...On second thought, you guys seem to have this covered."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thank you Salt."
I hit one of the soldiers in the face with a blast of energy.

 

[RaNDM G]

I have no idea what is going on why are there gunships what is happening.

 

[Saltarius]

"The Injustice League happened. I'm blind so I'm useless as fuck. Anyways Sis, this is the worst time to say anything but I want you to just think for me. Think of the first person there was that you loved."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I'm going to assume Sister murdered that person. If that person even existed. Which I doubt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me Trilby, but fuck you. What was I saying...right. Then that person tells you after you finally work up the strength to tell them how you feel that they just don't want to fuck things up. You say you 'get it'. You always 'get it'. You can say all you want that you're fien with it, but it's not. Deep down, no matter what, it's not. Are you seeing what I'm saying?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt, you're really scaring me."

For a moment, I thought this would be a pleasant walk through the country. I will see what I can do about those gunships.

 

[Saltarius]

"Forget I said anything, alright? Let's just keep following this...fuck, I can't seem to find my stick."

 

[RaNDM G]

The sun becomes incredibly bright. You can feel its warmth.

You may want to cover your eyes.

A thin yellow laser fires from the sun, blasting one of the gunships out of the sky. The others scramble as they are shot down.

 

[Saltarius]

"No...that's a corpse...corpse...corpse...head...where the fuck is my walking stick?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh, this is jolly good fun!

The infantry retreats. You are clear to continue.

 

[Saltarius]

"This shit's like Scooby Doo. Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone mind lending a hand?"

 

[Knife-28]

I hand Salt his cane, and we continue on our journey.'

Spoiler: Capatcha

Follow me.
I'm not even kidding.

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we getting any closer? There better be an awesome boss at the end of this."