Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

You have not even walked a mile. It is at least a day's journey.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I asstrally project myself through Salt's backside and take one look at the devastation. "I see you're having fun without me, I got some business on Tormance to handle, I'll be back in just over a week." The image dissipatates.

 

[RaNDM G]

Heh heh. Ass.

 

[Saltarius]

"So Xot, how's life?"

 

[RaNDM G]

That's very ironic.

 

[Saltarius]

"Haha, whatever. Can I get an answer?"

 

[RaNDM G]

How can you? He's dead.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well shit. ANYONE ELSE UP FOR CONVERSATION?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw a rock at the back of Salts head.
"NO."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, that's new." Knife mutters.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Narrator, how about to a song while we walk?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Alright then. Allow me to clear my throat.

I clear my throat in an exaggerated manner.

 

[Saltarius]

"We're not at all closer, are we."

 

[RaNDM G]

Actually it has been a day's a walk. You are very nearly there.

Although... I did expect this to be a bit more eventful. No one has spoken in hours.

 

[Saltarius]

"Given our company is a blind man and some other dudes who won't talk, I didn't expect much to arise."

 

[RaNDM G]

Heh heh. Arise.

 

[Saltarius]

"...What?"

 

[RaNDM G]

N-nevermind.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh my god he made a boner joke. Fuck you and fuck all you stand for."

 

[RaNDM G]

I am sorry. I simply had to.