Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I bite my lip.

"Dat ass."

 

[Captain Anon]

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screams someone at the top of their voice as they fall and crashes though a glass roof of the mall and gets knocked out and then falls to the ground lifeless and back first but he hits the ground he created a giant crater going from one store on one side to another one on the other side and he just lays there lifeless and in a heap.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OHMYGOD SOMEONE NEW!" I run over to the newcomer, exaggerating my steps in my outlandish heels to show off my frilly panties as I run.

 

[Saltarius]

"What? Who? What's going on? I CAN'T SEE SHIT."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, get off your knee. Paddy, stop wearing that. Knife, stop being indifferent. New guy, stop being unconscious."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There's someone new over here! Follow the sound of my sexy!"

"Also quit bitching Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"Must not...lesson already learned...do not be...distracted."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, that's the sound of silence."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And isn't it glorious?" I turn to the new guy. "Now come on, get up so we can handle the introductions."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Knife's smoothie, pour a load of whisky into it and drink all of it.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk behind Paddy, sweating profusely.

"[small]DontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutit"[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sorry Salt, you had your chance with this." I snap my fingers in the shape of a z.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I prod New Guy with my spear.
"I think the new guy is perma-dead..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well that's no fun. How boring."

 

[Saltarius]

"[small]DontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutitDontthinkaboutit[/small]"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know you can't resist."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I cut the new guy open and start taking his organs out.

 

[Saltarius]

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[Paddy the Second]

The sexual tension is overwhelming.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a train filled with nukes into the NG's body. I jump out and walk away from the train in slow-motion as it explodes behind me.

"Huh. New guy. Think he'll stay for more than a week, unlike the others?"