Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

[small]"Forgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeoneForgod'ssakesyou'reaknightactlikeone"[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
I destroy the tension by kissing Paddy, and then kissing Salt.
And Knife for good measure.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're pretty bad at that Trilby. Hi Sig, I missed you. Do you like my new outfit?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Alright, which one of you kissed me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Daaaaaayum Pads you lookin' fiiiine."
I high-five Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kiss Sigma because I'm on a roll.
"I did, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that killed the mood rather quick. Sorry man, but you're not my type."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I did it to kill the mood."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Conglaturation, you are success."

 

[Saltarius]

"That doesn't mean I didn't like it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You tramp." I pout.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't care guys. Harvesting organs."
I take out New Guy's eyes and carry them over to Salt.
"This is probably going to feel squishy and uncomfortable."
I start to put the eyes in.

 

[Saltarius]

"You know I love you too."

I bat Trilby's hands away.

"No. Bad Trilby."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A facehugger spontaneously appears in front of my face moments befire trilby kisses me. He gets faceraped by the little bastard.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I offered to do that with a magic space eye!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal the eyes and make a smoothie out of them.
[i/]-Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-[/i]
"Mm-mm-mmmmm"

 

[Saltarius]

"AND I SAID NO."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Spthoilspthort." I lisp dramatically.

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw baby don't be that way."