Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I fall from a pipe attached to a ceiling and land rapier point first on the xenomorph's head.

 

[Saltarius]

I fall out from the vent.

"Did we get it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My chest begins to melt as the xenomorph flees screaming. "Kind of. Probably should have changed from the maid outfit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah, their blood is acidic isn't it...Well, so begins the hunt anew."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yup. I'm just going to sit down for a while." I die.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Must not use the 'waking up the dream self' excuse. You have a xenomorph to kill."

 

[Captain Anon]

suddenly a random NPC running over and trys to loot his body but then the body *GASPS* for air and uppercuts the random NPC out of the crater

 

[Paddy the Second]

I crash through some wall panels in my regular gear. "Right, where'd he go?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The smell of acid is thisaway."

 

[Captain Anon]

starting healing at alarming rate and whatever parts of him that one guy took turn to dust grows them back

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shush for now Salt, we have a new guy to introduce the mall to."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't understand...anything about this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello new person! I'm Paddy, resident wizard, drug taker and sex appeal! Welcome to the mall!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn into a bear and start breakdancing.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ah Christ almighty that hurt where in the name of hell am i at this time?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rush to the side of the NPC.
"DON'T DIE ON ME BRO!"
"I-I... I don't h-have much more time, Tril-Trilby. You have to... you have to be st-strong."
"Please... don't say that...!"
"Trilby... remember what I taught you... In your origin film..."
The NPC dies in my arms.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're in the mall! It has everything you ever wanted and even more that you didn't!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sup FNG, I'm Sigma, resident chef, nice guy and procurer of randomness."

 

[Captain Anon]

"hold on a minute" relocates his shoulder and unbreaks his elbow

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Really it would have been easier to die and respawn. Because we can do that here."