Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So when's the next quest? Because I'm already getting bored of this bullshit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot said 'When we're needed.' Which is bull given these quests don't help anyone but ourselves."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fucked if I know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well then." I draw myself to my full height, my long coat billowing in a sudden breeze, the joints of my back pop and click. "Let's be needed." I run towards David and slam him face first into the floor. "Alright shitbag where's you come from and are there problems there we can solve?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you want a problem to solve, there's a dead Belgian guy in a fridge over there." I point in the direction I took NPC's corpse.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AHA!" I cut David's throat. "Justice is served."

 

[Saltarius]

"What are you, Terezi?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I... what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well David did it, NPC's avenged, problem sleuthed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I already avenged NPC..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well it's not like he's gonna stay dead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, screw this." I grab a chair and slam it into the back of Paddy's head.

 

[Captain Anon]

i get up while paddy is being hit on the head by Zomb with a chair and that cut starts sealing itself, i then appears infront of paddy and grabs by the neck "you ruined my meal, prepare to die!" runs off whatever floor they on with paddy by the neck and chokeslams him in the ground lets go of him then runs up a wall, pushes off it and elbow drops on to him "i hope that hurt like a *****".

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me asshole, but that's my casual sex partner you just touched."

I decapitate David.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I don't even know what he just fucking wrote." I find David as he respawns, and start beating him to a bloody pulp.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I put forward that David is being OP and breaking the boundaries of mall fight by not respawning like the rest of us."

 

[Saltarius]

"And he's a dick."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Also, that thou must learn proper English! Going once! Going twice!" I smack a hammer onto the table.
"SOLD!"

 

[Captain Anon]

while he's beats me up i grab his head and headbutt him

 

[Saltarius]

"Death! By exile. Wait fuck, wrong quote."