Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

Unfortunately for David, he headbutts a wall, as I have moved back to the table.
"DAVID, GET WITH THE TIMES! Also, have this!" I throw a nursery book, based on teaching basic English.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok look i'm not very good with gammer and I've watched way too many animes and i did respawn when salt cut my head off

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You respawn every time in here chump, them's the rules."

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck is gammer? Is is a sex position?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"You respawn every time in here chump, them's the rules."

ok fine i'm sorry -throws out healing factor-

 

[Captain Anon]

"The fuck is gammer? Is is a sex position?"

spelling? writing? i don't know!!

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We all follow the rules here, we're not savages. Most of the time."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not until we get in the bedroom."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife walk over to David and slams a shirt with Silver the Hedghog on it on him. "Congratulations David, you're the new DemonJazz." He says, before walking off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sick burn bro."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up the Kama Sutra Extended Cut.
"... Yes. Yes it is Salt. And boy is it kinky."
I point to The Gammer.

 

[Saltarius]

"That wasn't a burn," I say, wrapping an arm around Paddy.

"It was a compliment."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was referring to what Knife did."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still. It was a compliment."

 

[Captain Anon]

Knife walk over to David and slams a shirt with Silver the Hedghog on it on him. "Congratulations David, you're the new DemonJazz." He says, before walking off.

looks at it then tear it to pieces "FUCK SLIVER THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[David, you are on the road to becoming Demonjazz. Come on man, get it together.]
I walk off to find a book store.

 

[Captain Anon]

"what the fuck is demonjazz?!?!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I join Zombie in the bookstore. "What'cha looking at bro?" I ask him as I thumb through a small hardback copy of Antwerp.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put down nine cocktail glasses. Perfect Martinis land in all of them.
"Love that."

 

[Captain Anon]

"screw this i'm going back to my meal before it gets cold" goes back to KFC