Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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A deckchair and umbrella fall out of the sky, landing on top of the Hovercraft. Moments later, so do I, landing in a perfect sitting position. Techno music begins blaring from a nearby tree.
"I think this is Paddy's quest. Firstly, his God Tier has been revealed. Secondly, his map is the one with the quest marker. Thirdly, there's no reason for it not to be."
I push Sigma and the deck chair off me, tipping Sigma into the back seat of the Land Rover.
I push Sigma and the deck chair off me, tipping Sigma into the back seat of the Land Rover.
"Actually, this might not be a quest marker. It might literally be that giant red arrow over there."
"Plus, it was only speculation that Paddy was Maid of Space. A joke I guess. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be something else."
"I'll be pretty pissed off if I'm not. Unless I get Sylph. After all, it turned out Knight was a multi-gender class." I sigh and begin stroking a picture of Porrim again.
stops the bike and gets off as to look at something on the ground "what are you then?" "eh?" *solid stone wait a minute* pulls out a flashlight and points it at the giant flat stone "oh i see you're not a giant stone you're a road on a Marsh planet but how? how are you here? you know what i don't care i'm going to get back on my bike and just drive on the "road" thing" then gets back on and drives on the "road" and follows the GPS.
"Hmm. Well, a sculpture! Such a great quest for one of us." I start inspecting the sculpture.
"FUCK YOU HIRST!" I pull a sledgehammer from the back of the Land Rover and began to attack the arrow.
"Okay... well, let's go look for the locals. Or a quest location. Or... I dunno, Nessie's cousin."
a few minutes later i eventually reach the objective and sees it's a sculpture "hmmmm? intriguing very intriguing" i say getting off my bike and walk with it to the sculpture and i begin to investigates its somehow not noticing the others have made camp nearby i then walk back the bike and look through the bags "where's that bloody book? i know it's somewhere in here".
I walk up, wearing a beret and a shitty mustache, and examine the sculpture.
"OOoohohoohoO, yeees, I zee zat thees ees cleaarly I reparazentazion of zee arteestz own torment becase e' eez clearly a reparessed douchebagu"
"OOoohohoohoO, yeees, I zee zat thees ees cleaarly I reparazentazion of zee arteestz own torment becase e' eez clearly a reparessed douchebagu"
"Alright, let's set the camp rules. We're on an alien planet, filled with unknown horrors. I doubt it's a good idea to walk off. As much as I'd love to brutally murder the locals, let's not do that. We don't know anything about this sculpture either, so let's leave it alone till it's light again. You can choose to sleep in the rover, or outside. Options up the whazoo."