Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Salt a modem.
"It's a landline connection thingy. They're slow as shit but they work."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, this is going to take forever."

I try dial-up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

 

[Captain Anon]

"well shit looks likes we'll going to have to wait a while, to be honest i still don't know what we have do here that involves the quest what that is"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. Thanks Ol' Gator. See ya around." I walk out.
"I'm a motherfucking Heir? YES!" I begin walking into the cave.

 

[RaNDM G]

It's pitch black.

Some light would help.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Ignore... I think.
Too many caves.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn on a torch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So this is what's gonna happen every time? The quester goes off and we fart around waiting for them?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We can wait on this slow ass dial up so I can have a phone call that gets cut off halfway through the conversation."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can't have a phone call while the dial up's plugged in."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M TRYING TO FUCKING CALL SISTER, AND IT'D BE APPRECIATED IF YOU JUST LET THIS THING DO WHAT IT DOES, ALRIGHT?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which is connect to the internet. Not phone people."

 

[RaNDM G]

Woah, that's bright.

Now what?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck it, I'll just email her."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Using what? AOL?" I laugh at my nerd jokes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, let's find our way through this cave." I follow a path, if one could call it that.

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever is available."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which would be what over here? I'mma mod my stuff."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"He may as well use AOL. Complete the experience."