Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Whatever. Is it almost done yet?"

 

[RaNDM G]

There's not much of a path. You follow the shallowest part of the water.

You walk into the center of the chamber. This place is big, but there does not seem to be much to do here. You keep walking for a while longer.

Your foot slips. You fall into a deep crack, your body completely submerged in water.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to swim upwards, to the surface.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I come back with the most kickass gas mask of all time. Seriously it's fucking radical. The outlets for drug fumes are built into it. I'm never taking this shit off.

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Paddy a Serket porn mag.

"That'll keep you busy, hopefully."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over and start dancing.

 

[RaNDM G]

You resurface.

Unfortunately you can't say the same for your torch. You can see the light illuminate the water deep down before rolling out of sight.

It might lead somewhere.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank. So how long are we gonna be here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do you think that mag is so thick? And it better not be all sticky when I get it back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then." I take a deep breath, before diving back down, after the torch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Too late."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we can't really move. For a start, Zombie's still doing his thing. And Salt's doing his thing too..."

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck man. Are you at least at the 'Mindfang's early years' part?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Seriously guys, you have to try this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You may not want this back by that stage."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't want it back period."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sweet."

 

[Saltarius]

"You can't fap to an all-white porn mag."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I poke Paddy.
"***** WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm very fastidious about my pornography Salt."