Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Yo Saltarius." I ask, looking down at Salt, "You alright?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Salt's head as a nutcracker.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, as far as I can tell, he seems to have Defenestrated his Cerbral-Proscessasation quark-bonding neurons. A simple ÃæÏ ÇáÝØíÑ should fix it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What'll it be?"

"I'll have a hot chocolate. If that ain't available, some beer or something. I actually came to inquire about the town itself. Like, where we are exactly. And what the red glow is."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How much longer is this inane bullshit going to take guys?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Man, wouldnt it be awesome if, whilst people are doing their quest, the rest of us got a seperate quest to do? or a random boss fight or something? Man that'd be great."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What, like a giant snake which likes to eat Mall Fighters or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...How am I broken?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then again we get this bullshit all the time anyway."

 

[Saltarius]

"An answer please?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not the one claiming you're broken."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm asking how they came to that conclusion."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know do I, I'm no them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pray tell, what's that coming out of the swamp behind you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're the one facing it. You tell me."

 

[Saltarius]

"I can only see blurry shapes Paddy. I can't work out the details."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out my revolver and point it behind me. "How warm am I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, the center of the sun warm. Is it Alec Holland?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who now?" I pull the trigger.

 

[Saltarius]

"The Swamp Thing. It's a pretty good comic."