Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"well i'm going to build a giant cannon and call it "little Hansel" just in case of your insults failing" he says as he walks off and gets to work building the cannon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up on top of Trilbys table of crap.
"Subtle reference to Holmes there, David."
I look up.
"You know, it kinda sucks that I'm going to miss all of the waves cos I'll be sleeping."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, get down from there. You're not hairdressing products."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I can be whatever I want to be Trilby! Stop oppressing m-"
I slip on a bottle of shampoo and fall off of the table.
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[ShindoL Shill]

"And be careful, there's a lan-."
The landmine explodes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I am blown to tiny, tiny bits.
I respawn.
"///,\./\\<"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up a wet wipe and wipe Sigma's blood off of my face.
A suit lands on me. As in, I am now wearing it. Somehow.

 

[Saltarius]

"Once again, Woon never. Fucking. Pays. Attention."

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[Paddy the Second]

"Does this town have a firetruck we can fill with turpentine?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"KKKl;::'?////¬¬¬``¬`}{][][]o9Y(87{//}[op87%%%*7678*&*&*9&*)%$££$£2"
I turn to Paddy.
"@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'-()9][pJH%^$5"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slap Sigma a few times.
"Speak in a human language!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[Paddy the Second]

I ram my hand down Sigmas' throat and blast his innards with electricity.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Unfortunatly, Paddy can't do that, because Iran is a country.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making large signs, and write
'Dear Sirs/Madams (seriously, I can't even tell),
Fuck off Scene Kids. Your subculture has terrible fashion and music, and is so poorly defined that you're effectively emo raver hipster douchebags.
Also, I dislike each and every one of you on a physical, intellectual and emotional level and do not wish to see any of you ever again.
Best wishes, Trilby.'
on each of the signs in dead Scene kid blood.

"Anyone want to help me set these up around the town?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i would help but i'm busy at the moment" he said as continues building the cannon

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon, we don't need big guns. We need to attack their emotions."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, Woon never pays attention. Goldfish have better attention spans."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, could you please stop picking on Woon already. Initially, yea it was fun, lets bag out on the new guy sure, but now, now it's just fucking pathetic and mean spirited." I say, "And that goes for the rest of you dropkicks as well."