Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I collapse clutching my crotch, causing Peake to point upwards resulting in Woon impaling himself on the blade, carried down by the force of his descent.

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn and catch sigma's pistol and i then shoot at everyone

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start stabbing Paddy in the gut with a knife, then yank my leg away from Sigma with the Blendsword stuck in it.

 

[Captain Anon]

i apear behind sigma and i stab sigma in the back

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You shanked me bro! You shanked me!" I fall over dead.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, that was the general idea."
I shove Paddy's corpse to the side and stand up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stride back in and kick Trilby in the side of the skull.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a bubble in Trilbys general direction.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall over, clutching my head.
"OH GOD WHY!?"
And then the bubble lands on me.
"..."
"Okay."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wait, bored, in the shack. I phone Paddy.
"Wazzup?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not much, me Woon, Sig and Tril are just straight up killing each other."

 

[Saltarius]

"And I'm here now. For some reason."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hehe, the morons. But yeah, my quest is taking fucking forever. Wait a sec." I move a cabinet in front of the door.
"There's a bunch of people asking for meals. It's annoying."

Spoiler: Captcha

"I am captcha!"
You sure are. You sure are...Wait, does this mean it's sentient?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh hey Salt."

((It's coming!))

 

[Saltarius]

"So, can we finally agree I'm not Eridan?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, Salt. No, we cannot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to the rain.

 

[Saltarius]

"But we have nothing in common..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes Salt, you're not Eridan and you never will be." Knife says. "You just act a bit like him at certain times."