Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull the chicks off Paddy with my gravity gauntlets.
Thankfully, the large amount means they move slow enough to not die.

Well, except for the ones inside the swarm, who choke to death. But that's more down to physics than me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drive the bus forward a bit, allowing Salt to fall off. I put all of the chicks into my inventory. Except for Tanya of course.

 

[Saltarius]

"JESUS FU-"

I fall off the bus, Tanya luckily being cushioned by my body as I fall on my back.

"You've got like a billion of them man. Don't get greedy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. But you let your pet die!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is stupid."

 

[Saltarius]

"LET!?"

I run back into the bus and drive my clayymore into Zomb's knee.

"XOT'S THE REASON THEY DIED! NOT ME!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's with you stabbing knees all of a sudden?"

 

[Saltarius]

"THEY'RE EASY TO STAB!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So are faces."
I demonstrate on Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AW FUCK WHY ME?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You have a very stabbable face."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is the first time it's been stabbed!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Anyways, I've got things to react to at a very late time."

I sit in the corner and slowly rock back and forth.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot myself and stroll back into the bus. "So what now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"TOO BUSY POURING MY FEELINGS OUT WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can see you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We can all see you."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU CAN'T SEE MY FACE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk over to Salt and pull his hands away from his face.

 

[Saltarius]

Small tears of joy stream down my face.

"What?"