Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Alan Moore, entranced by his experience writes a short story outshining Martin's entire oeuvre .

 

[Saltarius]

EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THE MAIN ANTAGONIST IS A FUCKING NIHILIST!

 

[Paddy the Second]

There is no antagonist because not every story needs a hero and a villain jesus christ are the only things you read superhero comics?

 

[Saltarius]

What the fuck do you think George R.R. Martin writes anyways? Kid's books? His characters can only be graded on a scale of asshole to bigger asshole rather than good, evil, black, white, or grey.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i facepalm because jesus fuck you guys

 

[Knife-28]

I see Knife sitting near the back of the bus just watching the desert goes past, and go and sit next to him. "So, what's up?"
"Nothing," He replies, "It's just, the last desert road trip I took I...well, its really not important."

 

[Saltarius]

I sit next to Knife sitting next to Knife.

"Sup mofos."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to scream at having to tilt the steering wheel such an incremental amount every so often for the next sixty hours.

 

[DotSlash]

"Goddamn it, Paddy. Stop."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hi Salt."
"G'day Salt, say, you still have that baby chicken on you?" Knife asks.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up at the controls of some sorta tunneling machine.
"Huh. This is new-"
The machine exits the ground in a burst of dirt and rocks, shears the bus in two and then explodes.

 

[Saltarius]

"I do."

I take out Tanya and place her in my cupped hands.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"CASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to the wreckage of the bus.
"Fuck you Sigma."

 

[Knife-28]

"Good, keep a hold over her." Knife says, taking out a pair of sunglasses and putting them on. "'Cause it's the only chick your ever going to get."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and weep in the ashes of the van.

"THEY WERE SO YOUNG!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy fuck we're stuck in the middle of nowhere again."

((500 motherfucking pages!))

 

[Saltarius]

"SO YOUNGGG!!"

I momentarily get out of my grief and punch Knife in the face.

"And fuck you, Knife."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and start walking back toward Barstow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Slash.
"So, think the bike survived the fire?"