Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"Uh... nope. Not getting into realtionships is the easiest way not to deal with emotional pain."
"Knife, stop being enigmatic and help Trilby weld that land rover."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I got burned by Sister pretty bad. Even then, I still frequently hit on Paddy. I mostly fail, but still."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish constructing a gunner's seat, which can be easily accessed from the Land Rover's back seats, and is armed with a Molotov Launcher and a machine gun.
"Yeah, Knife, I'm not getting in the Warthog again. There's no external protection, it's cramped, there are no seatbelts, it handles like a drunk bear and I've invested too much time into the MallMobile."
I begin reinforcing the Land Rover's doors, roof and glass with metal.

 

[DotSlash]

"I can't handle rejection, Salt. To each their own,and all that."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've got like a second skin to it by now. Granted, a weak second skin, but a skin nonetheless."

 

[Knife-28]

"I was just pullin your leg Salt." Knife says, punching him back. "And Trilby, with our record I think it's best we have two vehicals."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Knife in the face again and sit with my arms folded.

 

[Knife-28]

"I mean, admitidly the joke would have worked better if that coffin had been filled with cats, but whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Knife again.

 

[DotSlash]

I take a DS out of my inventory and start playing Elite Beat Agents while Trilby finishes up.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok come on, you have to admit you set yourself up for it."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, my inability to romantically communicate with women was in no way intentional, and I am deeply offended by your repeated stabs at it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fist-bump Knife.
"Yeah, that would be less... explodey."
I install the now-reinforced windows, then get to work stocking the MallMobile with most of my supplies.
Which is pretty much booze and ammo. And sandwiches.

 

[Knife-28]

"Come on, you were holding a baby chicken." Knife sighs, "Ok how about this, insult me. Go ahead, then we can call it even."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kill time by giving the Land Rover a complete once over, replacing parts with those taken from the Mustang and Woon's Bike and tuning it for maximum efficiency.

 

[Saltarius]

I decide to punch Knife again.

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, punching me is an insult, but it's not insulting me." Knife says, "Come, what do you hate about me, how do I get under your skin?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Is it because he comes from a land down under?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I climb into the gunners seat of the land rover.

 

[Knife-28]

"What?" I say to Xot.