Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You don't know the meaning of irony. Much like the majority of the Homestuck fandom."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Maybe they only ironicly don't know they meaning or irony. You know, for the ironys."
I bring up the Homestuck Kink Meme and AO3 page and read some porn.
"Hehehehehehe. Tentabulges."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, none of those satisfy my incredibly secret fetish that I shall never reveal."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Shhhhhhhhhh Salt. I'm reading about the teal tentacle sausage"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheehehheheheeh"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck bro. All I like is f-"

I clasp ym hands over my mouth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"'F'? I don't know many porn categories starting with 'F'. Hmm."
I ponder this massive philosophical quandary.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I can't hear Salt, because I'm reading about Terezi getting her dom on.
"I don't see what your problem is Salt. Theres nothing to be ashamed of."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't know it luckily, and if you did I'd just have to hide my face in shame."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, just because you like French pornography, doesn't mean you're any less of a person."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not French porn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehe"
I read soem more porn.
"Heheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehe. Tentabulges."

 

[Saltarius]

"IT'S NOT LIKE MY FETISH MATTERS GIVEN I CAN'T SEE IT ANYWAYS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make Salt some Braille-style porn.
In that, you feel the pictures. Like Braille.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not my fetish."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sidle next to Sig and direct him to the best tentabulge pron.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, Paddy, can you uh...direct me to some that would...cater to my tastes?"