Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Bleh bleh bleh. Fine." I cartwheel into a bank next door.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY FUCKNUGGETS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I facepalm hard.
"This is why we can't have nice things. Or even mediocre things."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, you're one to talk."

I walk over to the bank and shoot Zombie in the knee.

"Zombie. No."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Zombie his sandwich.
"It's on the house guys."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow. Okay, sorry everyone. Wrong bank." I limp onto the street, and I'm promptly hit by a truck. A man gets out.
"Aw shit! Aw fuck, are you okay dude? Aw no, the boss ain't gonna be happy about this!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh and look at Sigma.
"Could you go see if Joe's back there, mate?"

 

[Saltarius]

I grab Zomb and drag him away.

"Let's both agree this never happened and go about our business as usual."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"[small]Salt[/small]...[small]Salt[/small]...Salt! SALT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"What."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sure"
I walk back into the bar.
"Joe, some guys want to speak to you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look outside and see... whatever the fuck is going on with Zombie. I down my bluetini and sigh.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You want another on of those?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah. I'm thinking... pink flavour this time."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt...Watch out for the car." We are hit by a car.

 

[Saltarius]

"FOR FUCKING-WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear a car horn and turn around in time to see Zombie and Salt get splattered over the windows. Everyone starts screaming again.

 

[Captain Anon]

without being spotted i scout out one of the drug lords

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look disparagingly at the two idiots in the road and leap outside, yelling through a loudhailer "COME AND GET YOUR DRUGS!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Coming right up."
I follow the same recipe as last time, except I replce the Blue Cordeo with Grenadine.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt...you're a fucking idio-BLEH!" I die, and respawn in the basement of Joes.