Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Mmmf mmf mmmf mf mf."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Not my fault Dickhead McSpaniard attacked me..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm gonna have some fun with some dentist tools in the near future."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I listen to Muerto's muffles carefully. "That was either... 'my safe word is apples' or 'I agree. Don't give me to the police. Take me somewhere nobody will find us to interrogate me less-than-legally'."
I look at Paddy and grin.
"So, where should we take our new toy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ooh. I'm sure we can find a nice secluded place. I think I see a private dentist's office just over there."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Mmmf mmf mmmmf."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And it is 3 am. The only people who'll be walking about are probably hammered."
I grab Muerto by the collar and start dragging him to the dentist's office.
"Shut up."

 

[RaNDM G]

*click*

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...What the hell am I supposed to do now?"
I follow Trilby and Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's probably a bomb isn't it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The Muerto grips a revolver in his back pocket and shoots Trilby in the abdomen. He shoots off his handcuffs and puts another round in Trilby's skull before shooting Paddy in the knee.

He pulls off his hood and shouts up to Zombie.

"Tell me why the fuck he's still here!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Probably. Or, he's trying to pick the cuffs."
I stagger back and fall to my knees.
"I'll never be gone."
I collapse on my side, bleeding out.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I am fucking tired of your bullshit!" I push myself up and prop myself on Peake, shooting the gun out of his hand. "We're kind of talented like that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk up behind him and knock him out with my blender.

 

[RaNDM G]

He runs over to Paddy and kicks the gun out of your hand. He pulls out a knife and stabs his face.

Sigma's blender harmlessly bounces off his head.

He picks Paddy's gun off the street and aims it at Sigma.

"Get by the wall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn a short distance from the group, and raise my gauntleted hand.
I focus on a park bench on the opposite side of the group, and clench my fist.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's the eighth worse face stabbing I've ever had!" I fling Pimpbastard at his chest before dying.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Fack"
I pull out a tazer and shove it into his neck, flicking it up to full charge.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Mmm?" I open the window.
"PARDON?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sigma faces the wall. The Muerto points the gun at the back of his head.

"Hey. I'm Columbian fucker."

I respawn a short distance from the group, and raise my gauntleted hand.
I focus on a park bench on the opposite side of the group, and clench my fist.

The bench shatters as it slams into the thug, throwing him off.

"Fack"
I pull out a tazer and shove it into his neck, flicking it up to full charge.

You taze him bro. He screams loud enough for everyone in the city to hear.

"PARDON?"

"Hostia trador! Hijo de puta!"