Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"And the police were tipped off because we tried to steal it. Because we don't own it. Because Xot isn't real, and he's the one who 'gave' it to Knife. But, fuck it. If they try to arrest us again, I'll just light them on fire."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It's still there."

And so we all make our way to the Corvette. Everyone climbs on board, with Knife and Sigma piloting it. We take off, and we finally leave Invictus.

[HEADING=1]END OF ACT 6 ACT 3[/HEADING]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thank. Fucking. Jesus. If I see anyone from Invictus EVER AGAIN, heads will roll." I growl. "Except that Mike guy. He was all right."
I find a music system on the ship and play some contextually appropriate music.

 

[Knife-28]

"So, what now?" I ask, sitting with my feet up on the messhall table.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I was planning to wash the blood and soot off, then have a sandwich, then a nap, then find out how space-piracy works, then do a spot of space-piracy. Then Wii Bowling." I reply.

 

[Saltarius]

"We all *chuckle* we all make out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"One of these days, I'm going to be drunk enough to consider taking that seriously, Salt."

 

[Knife-28]

I wack Salt over the head with my cane. "Well Trilby, apart from the piracy part go right ahead."

 

[Saltarius]

"God guys, can't take a fucking joke."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh get over it, wasn't even a hard wack Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I can when I'm sober."
I walk off to find a shower.

 

[Saltarius]

"We all know I have trouble getting over things." I say, smiling.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It sounds like you'd rather get under things." I yell from a bathroom. "Like Paddy. Paddy is the things."

 

[Saltarius]

"He's not the only thing..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt is there an 'Innuendo' switch on you I can just, you know, turn off?" I ask, rubbing my eyebrows. "Actually, I don't think I want to hear the answer."

 

[Saltarius]

"S'not my fault I have a dirty mind."

I playfully punch Knife in the arm.

"Course, you could turn off your '*****' switch instead. Kidding."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's a good burn."

 

[Saltarius]

"Up top bro."

I hold out my palm.

 

[Knife-28]

"Touche Knight, Touche." I say, leaning back and looking at the ceiling while highfiving Salt. "But I'm serious, what are we going to do now? The Mall's gone."

 

[Saltarius]

"Get some prime ladies and live out our lives as soldiers of fortune."