Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I step out of the bathroom, wearing a pirate hat.
"Piracy, Knife. PIRACY! Yarr, and so forth."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Up top bro."

I punch Salt in the gut.

"That was for hauling your drunk ass across town."

 

[Saltarius]

I keel over, clutching my stomach.

"Those girls sadly won't be *cough* Sis, but oh well."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well then, time for steps two and three of my plan."
I wander off.

OOC: G'night.

 

[Knife-28]

"Far out." I say watching Trilby walk off. "Anyone know how to stage an intervention for a crazed scotsman who want's to me a pirate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I don't even know."

 

[Knife-28]

"Great. Knife we got a brig or somewhere we can keep Trilby if he tries anything?" I say to a nearby intercom.
"You honestly think there's any place we can keep him?" Knife replies, "Anywaym if he want's to do any piracy he's going to need someone to fly this boat, and I'm sure as hell ain't going to be his personal pirate chauffeur."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways...what should I do? Wait...fuck we were supposed to go get a new Mall weren't we...and Sis was supposed to be there too..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start poking the AI core with a stick.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]Don't touch that.[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Sigma.
"Why are you poking the AI core?"

 

[Saltarius]

"AI core, where the hell are we going?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And why is there a giant Leonard Nimoy Statue in here?" I yell from the engine room.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Jab,Jab,Jabjabjab."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait wasn't that supposed to be my quest?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, Paddy. That was nobody's quest. Or everyone's."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I swear to god!" I browse the internal screens of my gasmask. "Fuck it, so those three get magic powers titles and outfits and I don't? What a fucking rip."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You'll get your fancy title when you complete your quest. Just like the rest of us. And we technically already have our powers, it's just we never use them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maybe because magic is till fucking locked dipshit!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How do you know our class powers are even affected by the lock? Legendary weapons like my gauntlets still work."