Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Searching for the point where the tunnel wall touches the vault, you come across the point where the tunnel wall touches the vault.

Isn't that convenient?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I love preserving elements of culture but not even I'm gonna give up money for those shitstacks." I say, gesturing at the burning books.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch gleefully as my chicken army take care of the guards. I phone Paddy once again.
"So, anything go down in the auction that I should know about?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The Hunger Games no longer exists as a tangible object. And I bought Grim's portal saw."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pour Hyper-Evolution Smoothie all over Zombies chickens. They all rapidly evolve into velociraptors.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"MY CHICKENS! HOLY SHIT! Wait, the Hunger Games no longer exist? Sweet. Also Sigma just kinda turned my chickens into Velociraptors."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh dear, that doesn't sound like a very good thing at all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start cutting through the wall with a plasma cutter.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Trilby, has this job almost been too easy? What if they have like...an A.M.A.Z.O back there?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or maybe we're actually being competen- yeah, this is too easy."
I hand Salt a jacket made of explosives.
"If something does attack us, give it a big ol' hug."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm wary to assume you won't just detonate this to get me back for the nitroglycerin mishap."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't give me ideas, Salt."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I accidently eject a petrol bomb from my inventory.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because I know your brain would fry if it thought of something besides needless murder."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think of things other than murder. Like baking."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw fifty Muffins at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"The body parts of those you murder that is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look around, and see fifty muffins inexplicably hurtling down the service tunnel towards me. I quickly take cover behind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

Feeling Trilby move behind me, I instinctively move behind Trilby in turn.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I collapse in a hail of baked goods.
"Ow."