Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'd better be God Tier'd, I want my fucking quest already. And also remember that legally we don't exist, I don't think the earth government of our time was very good with interplanetary relations."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't believe they had any. And personally, I feel my title is outclassed by everyone else. Maybe it's just my own self-deprecating nature."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maid of Hope? At least yours sounds badass, mine lets me help people by believing in them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, Hope is pure fucking magic, and Aradia was no pushover."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, and I'm already a magic wielder. At least I was. Still fucking locked. And I don't recall being a pushover."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly! Nobody knows what the fuck Doom is or does!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well we've got a perfect opportunity to find out haven't we?" I have walked into a secluded corner of the auction hal to avoid being overheard while still being able to keep an eye on the proceedings.

 

[Saltarius]

"In like, forever. We've still got to get through everyone else's quest before we start the next round."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good thing we're still immortal."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not sure what my next quest will be about. Specially since I don't know what the fuck my first one was about."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was dead for your quest so don't ask me. And at least you've had yours, we've had at least one bullshit all group quest when it should rightfully be my turn."

 

[Saltarius]

"It'll happen. Unless this is it happening right now. Because like, Sister's been around for...quests and stuff and you're with her for this thing and it's kind of like a quest so...fuck it I don't know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on a disguise and head into the auction hall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hope so, just keep trilby away for fuck's sake. He's an embarrassment."

 

[Saltarius]

"That may take all our combined efforts. Sis included."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sigh. "I don't even know what we're at this auction for, I'm just going along with it because why not? You know? There's no motivation to do anything other than the fact that it's there to be done."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, backtracking through my memories, Sis said to rendezvous here, we did, she told us what was the deal, and we agreed to help. Or...maybe it was just me and everyone else got dragged along."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So you don't remember either? Fuck. I'm having an existential crisis while on an adventure in space. Someone contact my childhood self and tell him that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah I ah...remember the broad strokes. Sides' it's not like we had anything better to do, and as such there are worse things to do than aid a friend in need, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"She's not even in need she's just doing her job. At least she has a job." I slump to the floor. "It's withdrawal. Should never have started taking those things."