Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I look at my watch.
"Seems about the right time for Paddy's quest. And I don't want to fuck that up for him. So, let's return the door I guess."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good, we were doing that no matter what you said, so I'm glad you agreed."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello? Is this my quest now? I'm gonna get baked while I wait ok?" I get baked while I wait.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up the cardboard Paddy that Sigma is staring at.
"Well, at least we have a temporary stand in. We can all take turns being Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It was just so..realistic...."
I spam the artists tumblr account with pointless questions.
"Whats this door thing we need to return anyway?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's something that Sis needs. Y'know. And because we're all good friends with her...uh...yeah."

 

[RaNDM G]

You hear loud footsteps from the outside, walking toward the back of the room. You hear the pop of a trunk lid, and shield your eyes incandescent light floods the room.

"I thought I heard voices in here- Holy shit! How'd you guys get that small?!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shine my torch at the voice.
"The fuck are you talking about, guy? Where are we? What's going on? Where's Paddy? I will shoot Fake-Paddy if you don't explain!"
I draw a revolver and point it at the cardboard cut-out.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Woah, woah, cool it. It's me!"

I just kind of stare down blankly.

"You still didn't answer my question. How'd you get in the trunk?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit down and cross my arms. "Well this is great."

 

[Saltarius]

"A portal...saw...thing. Anyways, where's Sis? We kinda need to get this door to her."

 

[RaNDM G]

The door is with Paddy.

"Look, I'll drive us back to the Mall and get you back to normal size. Just uh... Wait in the trunk I guess?"

I close the trunk.

It's dark.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well..."
I start pouring gasoline everywhere. Again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck."
I call Sister again.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Do you have it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes and no. Paddy has it, but we don't have Paddy. We're also apparently really small now. We're on our way to the Mall right now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish covering the floor/trunk in gasoline, and search my pockets for a box of matches.

 

[Saltarius]

"But we'll get it. Momentarily. If we can just work out a few...issues."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I find the match box. I pull out a match.

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Zombie in the nuts and grab the match box, crushing it.

"I'm not having your shit today, dude."